Batman Quotes
Penguin: [to his election crew] Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people!
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Robin: [to Batman, after falling in, but surviving, the sulphuric acid deathtrap] "Good thing we just got these new acid-proof suits, Batman!"
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Robin: Gosh Batman, dig those flavors; Lemon-Lime, Orange, Raspberry, Pineapple...
Mr. Freeze: Pick your choice, Boy Wonder!
Mr. Freeze: Pick your choice, Boy Wonder!
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Robin: And if you want to pollute any more water, you'll find plenty where you're going -- up the river!!
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Robin: But he knows that we know about his hideout there!
Batman: Correct! However, knowing that, he'd think that we'd think he would not return there, therefore he did and so will we!
Batman: Correct! However, knowing that, he'd think that we'd think he would not return there, therefore he did and so will we!
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Laughing Leo: You wouldn't hit a man with glasses, would you?
Batman: You're not wearing glasses.
Laughing Leo: I'm not?
[Batman slugs Laughing Leo]
Batman: Laugh that off, Leo!
Batman: You're not wearing glasses.
Laughing Leo: I'm not?
[Batman slugs Laughing Leo]
Batman: Laugh that off, Leo!
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Robin: It sure is a shame, Batman. A restaurant with such terrific chow turning out to be a mere front for some criminal scheme.
Batman: Look at it this way, Robin. That $100 cover charge is pretty stiff. Penguin's "terrific chow" is hardly within the budget of the average worker.
Robin: Gosh yes, you're right, Batman. All the needy people in the world, all the hungry children.
Batman: Good thinking, Robin.
Batman: Look at it this way, Robin. That $100 cover charge is pretty stiff. Penguin's "terrific chow" is hardly within the budget of the average worker.
Robin: Gosh yes, you're right, Batman. All the needy people in the world, all the hungry children.
Batman: Good thinking, Robin.
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Chickadee [holding her umbrella-gun to Aunt Harriet's head]: Batman! Stop or I blow the lady's brains out! Batman!
[Alfred pops out of the giant pie and tries to wrestle the gun out of Chickadee's hands. Harriet smashes a vase on Chickadee's head, knocking her out]
Alfred: Well hit, madam!
[Harriet faints]
[Alfred pops out of the giant pie and tries to wrestle the gun out of Chickadee's hands. Harriet smashes a vase on Chickadee's head, knocking her out]
Alfred: Well hit, madam!
[Harriet faints]
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Dick: Sorry, I'm not interested in dance lessons.
Bruce: Wait a minute, Dick. The junior prom's coming up, isn't it?
Dick: Yes, but...
Bruce: Well, we don't want you to be a wallflower, do we? Dancing is an integral part of every young man's education.
Dick: Gosh Bruce, you're right.
Bruce: Wait a minute, Dick. The junior prom's coming up, isn't it?
Dick: Yes, but...
Bruce: Well, we don't want you to be a wallflower, do we? Dancing is an integral part of every young man's education.
Dick: Gosh Bruce, you're right.
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[Batman and Robin are untying each other after escaping the echo chamber]
Robin: Wow! I think I'll be hard of hearing for a while!
Batman: What?!!
Robin: I said, WOW! I THINK I'LL BE HARD OF HEARING FOR A WHILE!
Batman: You'll have to speak louder, Robin! I think I'll be hard of hearing for a while!
Robin: Wow! I think I'll be hard of hearing for a while!
Batman: What?!!
Robin: I said, WOW! I THINK I'LL BE HARD OF HEARING FOR A WHILE!
Batman: You'll have to speak louder, Robin! I think I'll be hard of hearing for a while!
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Puzzler: When you reach 20,000 feet, an automatic mechanism will release the basket from the balloon, and you both will reaffirm Newton's law of universal gravitation - back down 20,000 feet!
Robin: I'll bet even Shakespeare didn't have words for such villainy!
Robin: I'll bet even Shakespeare didn't have words for such villainy!
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Riddler: Riddle me this, Batman: what are the chilliest 12 inches in the world?
Batman: Cold feet!
Riddler: Excellent! What suite of cards lays eggs?
Batman: One that's chicken-hearted. Now listen to this, Riddler, sticks and stones may break my bones...
Riddler: Now you listen to me, Batman! My line is plugged into radio station GTZR! That means that all of Gotham City...[giggles]...has heard you called...[giggles]...a coward! [giggles full time]
Batman: Cold feet!
Riddler: Excellent! What suite of cards lays eggs?
Batman: One that's chicken-hearted. Now listen to this, Riddler, sticks and stones may break my bones...
Riddler: Now you listen to me, Batman! My line is plugged into radio station GTZR! That means that all of Gotham City...[giggles]...has heard you called...[giggles]...a coward! [giggles full time]
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Batgirl, Batgirl! Batgirl, Batgirl! Where do you come from? Where do you go? What is your scene? Baby, we just gotta know! Batgirl, Batgirl! Batgirl, Batgirl! Are you a chick who fell in from outer space, Or are you real with a tender warm embrace? Yeah, whose baby are you? Batgirl, Batgirl! Batgirl, Batgirl! Yeah, whose baby are you? Batgirl! ~ The Batgirl theme song
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Batman [realizing that the Batmobile's seats were glued upon and now his buttocks were now glued onto them] Thing...are..about...to...get...stickier, Robin.
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[Dick is excited about Waynebow, Bruce's prize-winning stallion.]
Dick: Bruce, let me ride Waynebow. I'm light enough.
Bruce: No, Dick, I couldn't allow my own ward to ride my own thoroughbred. People might think it was funny.
Dick: Bruce, let me ride Waynebow. I'm light enough.
Bruce: No, Dick, I couldn't allow my own ward to ride my own thoroughbred. People might think it was funny.
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King Tut: Let's make tracks!
Batgirl: [suddenly appearing] The only tracks you'll be making are straight to the penitentiary!
Batgirl: [suddenly appearing] The only tracks you'll be making are straight to the penitentiary!
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King Tut: Goodbye, Batgirl.
Batgirl: You're not going anywhere, Tut!
King Tut: [smiling] No, but you are...
[Shirley conks Batgirl on the head with the vase]
King Tut: ...off to dreamland! For the 2nd time, let's make tracks!
[Batman and Robin suddenly appear]
Batman: The only tracks you'll be making are straight to the penitentiary!
King Tut: Some sort of delayed echo in here?
Batgirl: You're not going anywhere, Tut!
King Tut: [smiling] No, but you are...
[Shirley conks Batgirl on the head with the vase]
King Tut: ...off to dreamland! For the 2nd time, let's make tracks!
[Batman and Robin suddenly appear]
Batman: The only tracks you'll be making are straight to the penitentiary!
King Tut: Some sort of delayed echo in here?
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Louie's goon: You, uh, you somehow connected to Batman?
Batgirl: And speaking of connections, what happened to that phone beside you?
Batgirl: And speaking of connections, what happened to that phone beside you?
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Egghead: Never mind the pastrami. Chief O'Hara would like to have half a dozen eggs.
Chief O'Hara: Why you. . .
Egghead: Now! One hand on me and you'll never see your dear commissioner again, Chief.
Chief O'Hara: You win Egghead.
Egghead: Now how did you say you liked your eggs?
Chief O'Hara: Why you. . .
Egghead: Now! One hand on me and you'll never see your dear commissioner again, Chief.
Chief O'Hara: You win Egghead.
Egghead: Now how did you say you liked your eggs?
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Robin: [about Batgirl] She's gone again! For once, Batman, let's follow her.
Batman: No, Robin. With my head sticking out of this neosaurus costume, I might not appear like an ordinary, run of the mill crime fighter.
Batman: No, Robin. With my head sticking out of this neosaurus costume, I might not appear like an ordinary, run of the mill crime fighter.
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Batgirl: And you, Catwoman are an even bigger fool than even I thought you were. We, who enforce the law, would gladly give our lives for it
Catwoman: Gag her, heroines are to be seen, not heard.
Catwoman: Gag her, heroines are to be seen, not heard.
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Catwoman: Let no one say that Catwoman is not the best-dressed woman in the world.
Batman: There are no fashion shows where you're going, Catwoman.
Robin: And how could a feline feloness like you also be a fashion model?
Batman: Ah-ah. Give credit where credit is due, Robin. She may be evil, but she is attractive. You'll know more about that in a couple of years.
Batman: There are no fashion shows where you're going, Catwoman.
Robin: And how could a feline feloness like you also be a fashion model?
Batman: Ah-ah. Give credit where credit is due, Robin. She may be evil, but she is attractive. You'll know more about that in a couple of years.
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