Animaniacs Quotes

Katie Ka-Boom: I AM NOT OVERREACTING! I'M A TEENAGER!

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Katie Ka-Boom: I'M NOT OVERREACTING! I'M DATING A CHICKEN!

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Runt: That's not a cat! That's Rita! Rita's a dog!

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Runt: My name's "Runt", but my master calls me "Stupid."

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Rita: Dogs. Go fig.

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Yakko: I'm an Animaniac

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Yakko: Okay. Once upon a time, a brave knight married a beautiful princess, and they had two sons.
Dot: But they wanted a daughter, too.
Yakko: Right. So, they planted a garden all over the kingdom, and on the first day of spring, every flower in that garden bloomed. And out of the prettiest flower came...
Dot: Me!
Yakko: Yep!
[Dot snuggles closer as Yakko hugs her and smiles. Wakko is standing in her bedroom's doorway looking at her in worry of her health, but they don't notice. Yakko continues with the story as Wakko closes the curtains and looks away sadly.]:
Yakko: And so, the knight and his bride, Mom and Dad, took you home. And every night at bed-time, they'd come in and say... [rubs noses with Dot] "Who's the cutest girl?" And you'd say...
Dot: I am!
Yakko: And they'd asked... [rubs noses] "How did you ever get so cute?" And you'd say...
Dot: I was born that way!
Yakko: And they'd say... [pokes her nose] "Tell us your name, young lady!" And you'd say...
Dot: Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Bobesca the Third, but you can call me Dot!
Yakko: And they'd say, "Can we call you Dottie?" And you'd say...
Dot: No. Just Dot. Call me Dottie, and you die!
Yakko: And Mom and Dad would laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and they'd tickle you... [tickles her, making her giggle] ...and you'd laugh, too!
Dot: [laughs happily, but coughs for a moment, then continues laughing]
Yakko: [gets off her bed and covers her up as she lies down to sleep] And you'd fall asleep with a great, big smile in your heart.
Dot: [coughs, falling asleep] I like that story.
Yakko: [strokes her head gently and whispers] G`night, sis.

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