Aladdin Quotes
Genie: But oh, to be free. Not to have to go Poof! Whaddaya need, Poof! Whaddaya need, Poof! Whaddaya need?. To be my own master. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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Jafar: [disguised as prisoner] You've heard of the golden rule, haven't you? Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
[smiles showing his hideous teeth]
[smiles showing his hideous teeth]
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[Iago is disguised as a flamingo. He turns around and finds a real flamingo smiling in his face]
Iago: You got a problem...
[he trips the flamingo with his stilts]
Iago: ...pinky?
Iago: You got a problem...
[he trips the flamingo with his stilts]
Iago: ...pinky?
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[leaving to go travel the world]
Genie: I'm history. No, I'm mythology. Ah, I don't care what I am, I'm free!
Genie: I'm history. No, I'm mythology. Ah, I don't care what I am, I'm free!
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Iago: Oh, boy. He's cracked. He's gone nuts. Jafar. Jafar! Get a grip!
[Jafar grabs Iago by the throat]
Iago: Ack! Good grip.
[Jafar grabs Iago by the throat]
Iago: Ack! Good grip.
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Princess Jasmine: Please, try to understand. I've never done a thing on my own. I've never had any real friends.
[Rajah grumbles]
Princess Jasmine: Except you, Rajah. I've never even been outside the palace walls.
Sultan: But, Jasmine, you're a princess.
Princess Jasmine: Then maybe I don't want to be a princess anymore.
Sultan: [Exasperated] Ooooh! I... I...
[to Rajah]
Sultan: Allah forbid you should have any daughters.
[Rajah grumbles]
Princess Jasmine: Except you, Rajah. I've never even been outside the palace walls.
Sultan: But, Jasmine, you're a princess.
Princess Jasmine: Then maybe I don't want to be a princess anymore.
Sultan: [Exasperated] Ooooh! I... I...
[to Rajah]
Sultan: Allah forbid you should have any daughters.
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Genie: What would you wish of me?
[as Arnold Schwarzenegger]
Genie: The ever impressive...
[as if trapped in a box]
Genie: ... the long-contained...
[as SeÃ?or Wences]
Genie: ... the often immitated, but never...
[multiplies himself]
Genie: ... duplicated... duplicated... duplicated... duplicated... Genie of the Lamp!
[as Ed Sullivan]
Genie: Right here, direct from the lamp. Right here for your very much wish-fulfillment. Thank you.
[as Arnold Schwarzenegger]
Genie: The ever impressive...
[as if trapped in a box]
Genie: ... the long-contained...
[as SeÃ?or Wences]
Genie: ... the often immitated, but never...
[multiplies himself]
Genie: ... duplicated... duplicated... duplicated... duplicated... Genie of the Lamp!
[as Ed Sullivan]
Genie: Right here, direct from the lamp. Right here for your very much wish-fulfillment. Thank you.
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Merchant: Welcome to Agrabah. City of mystery, of enchantment. And the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan! On sale today! Come on down.
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Genie: And your name is...?
Thor: I'm Thor.
Genie: You're Thor ?
Thor: Well it hurts.
Thor: I'm Thor.
Genie: You're Thor ?
Thor: Well it hurts.
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Iago: I can't take it anymore! If I gotta choke down on one more of those moldy, disgusting crackers... Bam! Whack!
Jafar: Calm yourself, Iago.
Iago: And then I'd grab him around the head. Whack, whack!
Jafar: Soon I will be sultan, not that addlepated twit.
Iago: And then I stuff the crackers down *his* throat.
Jafar: Calm yourself, Iago.
Iago: And then I'd grab him around the head. Whack, whack!
Jafar: Soon I will be sultan, not that addlepated twit.
Iago: And then I stuff the crackers down *his* throat.
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Genie: Say, you're a lot smaller than my last master. Either that, or I'm getting bigger. Look at me from the side. Do I look different to you?
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Iago: [taking the lamp] Boy, Jafar's gonna be happy to see you.
Iago: [as Jafar] Excellent work, Iago.
Iago: Ah, go on.
Iago: [as Jafar] No, really. On a scale of one to ten, you are an eleven.
Iago: Oh, Jafar, you're too kind. I'm embarrassed. I'm blushing.
Iago: [as Jafar] Excellent work, Iago.
Iago: Ah, go on.
Iago: [as Jafar] No, really. On a scale of one to ten, you are an eleven.
Iago: Oh, Jafar, you're too kind. I'm embarrassed. I'm blushing.
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Genie: [Genie realizes that Jafar has stolen the lamp - looks at a script] Tonight, the part of Al will be played by a tall, dark and sinister ugly man.
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Princess Jasmine: Jafar?
Jafar: Oh, Princess.
Iago: [Jafar closes the door on Iago] Jafar, I'm stuck!
Jafar: How may I be of service to you?
Princess Jasmine: The guards just took a boy from the market, ON YOUR ORDERS!
Jafar: Your father's charged me with keeping peace in Agrabah. The boy was a criminal.
Princess Jasmine: What was his crime?
Iago: I can't breathe, Jafar!
Jafar: [Ignoring Iago] Why, kidnapping the princess, of course.
Iago: If you could just-
[Jafar kicks Iago back through the door]
Iago: OW! That hurt!
Princess Jasmine: He didn't kidnap me, I ran away!
Jafar: [pretending to be shocked] Oh, dear! Oh, how frightfully upsetting! Had I but known!
Princess Jasmine: What do you mean?
Jafar: Sadly, the boy's sentence has already been carried out.
Princess Jasmine: What sentence?
Jafar: [In a sinister tone] Death!
[Jasmine gasps]
Jafar: By beheading!
Princess Jasmine: [In almost a whisper] No!
[Jasmine sits down in shock]
Jafar: I am exceedingly sorry, Princess.
Princess Jasmine: [In a whisper] How could you
Jafar: Oh, Princess.
Iago: [Jafar closes the door on Iago] Jafar, I'm stuck!
Jafar: How may I be of service to you?
Princess Jasmine: The guards just took a boy from the market, ON YOUR ORDERS!
Jafar: Your father's charged me with keeping peace in Agrabah. The boy was a criminal.
Princess Jasmine: What was his crime?
Iago: I can't breathe, Jafar!
Jafar: [Ignoring Iago] Why, kidnapping the princess, of course.
Iago: If you could just-
[Jafar kicks Iago back through the door]
Iago: OW! That hurt!
Princess Jasmine: He didn't kidnap me, I ran away!
Jafar: [pretending to be shocked] Oh, dear! Oh, how frightfully upsetting! Had I but known!
Princess Jasmine: What do you mean?
Jafar: Sadly, the boy's sentence has already been carried out.
Princess Jasmine: What sentence?
Jafar: [In a sinister tone] Death!
[Jasmine gasps]
Jafar: By beheading!
Princess Jasmine: [In almost a whisper] No!
[Jasmine sits down in shock]
Jafar: I am exceedingly sorry, Princess.
Princess Jasmine: [In a whisper] How could you
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Jafar: [hypnotizing the Sultan with his snake staff] You will order the Princess to marry me.
Sultan: [hypnotized] I will order the Princess to...
[suddenly breaks out of the trance]
Sultan: But you're so *old*!
Sultan: [hypnotized] I will order the Princess to...
[suddenly breaks out of the trance]
Sultan: But you're so *old*!
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[worried about Jasmine's refusal to choose a suitor]
Sultan: I don't know where she gets it from. Her mother wasn't nearly so picky.
Sultan: I don't know where she gets it from. Her mother wasn't nearly so picky.
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[last lines after credits]
Genie: You have been a fabulous audience! Tell you what, you're the best audience in the whole world. Take care of yourselves! Good night, fellas! Good night, Agrabah! Adios, amigos!
Genie: You have been a fabulous audience! Tell you what, you're the best audience in the whole world. Take care of yourselves! Good night, fellas! Good night, Agrabah! Adios, amigos!
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Jafar: [after being brought into the lamp] Get your blasted beak out of my face!
Iago: Oh shut up, ya moron!
Jafar: Don't tell me to shut up!
Iago: Oh shut up, ya moron!
Jafar: Don't tell me to shut up!
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Merchant: Ahh! Salam and good evening to you worthy friend. Please, please come closer.
[camera hits him in the face]
Merchant: Too close! A little too close.
[camera hits him in the face]
Merchant: Too close! A little too close.
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Merchant: Look at this! It will not break!
[shakes item vigorously]
Merchant: Ooh! It broke.
[shakes item vigorously]
Merchant: Ooh! It broke.
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Genie: [on the magic carpet] In case of an emergency, the exits are here, here, here, here, here, here anywhere! Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet! We're outta here!
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