Aladdin Quotes
Mozenrath: Your princess is probably crying in some cloistered corner of the palace.
Aladdin: You don't know Jasmine.
Aladdin: You don't know Jasmine.
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Sultan: Prince Ali Ababwa! Of course! I'm delighted to meet you.
[he shakes Aladdin's hand]
Sultan: This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He's delighted, too.
Jafar: [*very* dryly] Ecstatic.
[he shakes Aladdin's hand]
Sultan: This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He's delighted, too.
Jafar: [*very* dryly] Ecstatic.
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Aladdin: Wish fulfillment?
Genie: Three wishes, to be exact. And ixnay on the wishing for more wishes. That's all. Three. Uno, dos, tres. No substitutions, exchanges or refunds.
Genie: Three wishes, to be exact. And ixnay on the wishing for more wishes. That's all. Three. Uno, dos, tres. No substitutions, exchanges or refunds.
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Aladdin: Provisos? You mean limitations? On wishes? Huh. Some all-powerful Genie. Can't even bring people back from the dead. I don't know, Abu. He probably can't even get us out of this cave. Looks like *we're* gonna have to find a way outta here.
Genie: Excuse me? Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden you're walking out on me? I don't think so, not right now. You're getting your wishes, so sit down!
Genie: Excuse me? Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden you're walking out on me? I don't think so, not right now. You're getting your wishes, so sit down!
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Genie: I'm free. I'm free. Quick. Quick, wish for something outrageous. Say, "I-I want the Nile." Wish for the Nile. Try that.
Aladdin: Uh, I wish for the Nile.
Genie: No way!
[laughs]
Genie: Oh, does that feels good!
Aladdin: Uh, I wish for the Nile.
Genie: No way!
[laughs]
Genie: Oh, does that feels good!
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Genie: [after explaining to Aladdin that he can grant any wish his heart desires] You ain't never had a friend like me!
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Jasmine: I was raised a princess, Aladdin, and a princess knows the needs of the people outweigh her own.
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Mozenrath: Your princess is probably crying in some cloistered corner of the palace.
Aladdin: You don't know Jasmine.
Aladdin: You don't know Jasmine.
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Genie: [singing] They're finally getting married!
Sultan of Agrabah: [singing] They're finally getting married!
Thieves: [singing] They're finally getting married!
Iago: [singing] Look at all these presents!
Princess Jasmine: [singing] We're finally getting married!
Abu the Monkey: [squeaking] You're finally getting married!
Aladdin: [singing] I'm finally getting married!
Sultan of Agrabah: [singing] They're finally getting married!
Thieves: [singing] They're finally getting married!
Iago: [singing] Look at all these presents!
Princess Jasmine: [singing] We're finally getting married!
Abu the Monkey: [squeaking] You're finally getting married!
Aladdin: [singing] I'm finally getting married!
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Aladdin: [a low pitched earth shaking roar is heard] Sounds like Genie got carried away.
Cassim: No. It's The Vanishing Isle. The turtle is diving. We must climb higher!
Cassim: No. It's The Vanishing Isle. The turtle is diving. We must climb higher!
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[Iago is powering a mystic device by footpower]
Iago: With all due respect, Your Rottenness, couldn't we just wait for a *real* storm?
Jafar: Save your breath, Iago. Faster!
Iago: Yes, O Mighty Evil One.
Iago: With all due respect, Your Rottenness, couldn't we just wait for a *real* storm?
Jafar: Save your breath, Iago. Faster!
Iago: Yes, O Mighty Evil One.
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Genie: Rule number three, I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I don't like doing it!
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Genie: All right, sparky, here's the deal. If you wanna court the little lady, ya gotta be a straight shooter. Do ya got it?
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Genie: [turns into a cheerleader] Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake. Stick that sword into that snake!
Jafar: You stay out of thissss!
Genie: [Weakly] Jafar, Jafar, he's our man. If he can't do it, GREAT!
Jafar: You stay out of thissss!
Genie: [Weakly] Jafar, Jafar, he's our man. If he can't do it, GREAT!
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Merchant: Heh, heh. Look at this! Yes! Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes Julienne fries. Will not break!
[taps it on table]
Merchant: Will not!
[it falls apart]
Merchant: It broke!
[taps it on table]
Merchant: Will not!
[it falls apart]
Merchant: It broke!
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Genie: You know Al, I'm getting
[turns and sees Jafar]
Genie: reallyyyyyy - I don't think you're him.
[turns and sees Jafar]
Genie: reallyyyyyy - I don't think you're him.
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Jafar: Get your blasted beak out of my face!
Iago: Oh, shut up, you moron!
Jafar: Don't tell ME to shut up!
Genie: Allow me. Ten thousand years in the Cave of Wonders outta chill him out!
[flicks them into the distance]
Iago: Oh, shut up, you moron!
Jafar: Don't tell ME to shut up!
Genie: Allow me. Ten thousand years in the Cave of Wonders outta chill him out!
[flicks them into the distance]
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[the Genie and the flying carpet are playing chess]
Genie: So, move.
[the carpet makes a move]
Genie: That's a good move.
[a la Rodney Dangerfield]
Genie: I can't believe it. I'm losin' to a rug.
Genie: So, move.
[the carpet makes a move]
Genie: That's a good move.
[a la Rodney Dangerfield]
Genie: I can't believe it. I'm losin' to a rug.
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Genie: Oh, Al. I'm gettin' kinda fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything.
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