Fish Police Quotes

"Bill, Gil's doppelgänger: [Repeatedly, until capable of imitating Gil's voice] The scales on whales are mainly on their tales.

Movie: Fish Police
[after Calamari's innocence has been proven]
Sharkster: This gross miscourage of justice will be addressed, you may be certain.
Calamari: False imprisonment, Inspector Gil? We're gonna sue your scales off.
Inspector Gil: Wait a minute! You should be thanking me! I could have let you fry!
Calamari: Oh, my mistake, Inspector. I just spent an agonizing twenty-four hours in this torture chamber without even the bearer's comfort, and I owe it all to you and your incompetence.
Inspector Gil: You were lucky this time, but wise up, Wiseguy!

Movie: Fish Police