Aladdin Quotes
Abis Mal: I can hear everything. In fact, I can hear the distant conversation of grazing antelope. Boy, are they boring.
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Genie: [singing] There's a party here in Agrabah / Guests are filling up the room / But there's something missing. Yes, uh-huh!
Sultan of Agrabah: Where is the groom?
Sultan of Agrabah: Where is the groom?
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Genie: [multiple Genies are pointing their guns at Cassim] Do not attempt to move or we'll be shooting ourselves.
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Cassim: [after the stampede of elephants and thieves leave] I'll see you again, boy.
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Razoul the Chief Guard: Our princess is to wed.
Genie: [as a beggar] Oooooh, wonderful!
Genie: [as a beggar] Oooooh, wonderful!
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Iago: [after his tail gets stuck in the stone doorway in the cave; he is left with his tail bone; sarcastically] Oh, this is attractive!
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Genie: [crying at the wedding] It's all - so magical. I'm not gonna cry. I'm not.
[sobs loudly for several seconds, then loudly blows his nose into the magic carpet]
[sobs loudly for several seconds, then loudly blows his nose into the magic carpet]
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Genie: [the wedding pavilion starts shaking] I thought the earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon.
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Genie: I'll take a slice of that!
[grabs piece of pizza]
Genie: Mmm... Oily but good.
Genie: I was having a bit of a sugar dip.
[grabs piece of pizza]
Genie: Mmm... Oily but good.
Genie: I was having a bit of a sugar dip.
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Abanezer: I am from old Egypt, land of the pyramids, home of the Sphinx and that funny dance where your hands go flat.
[he dances]
Abanezer: I am the finest magician in Old Egypt... alright, I am the only magician in Old Egypt, I killed the others, but I am damn good!
[he dances]
Abanezer: I am the finest magician in Old Egypt... alright, I am the only magician in Old Egypt, I killed the others, but I am damn good!
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[Abanazar rubs his ring to summon its Genie]
Scheherezade: Your wish is my command, O Master.
Abanazar: Tell me, Sheherezade... what is it like being my slave?
Scheherezade: Master, 'tis cold within the ring.
Abanazar: Well then, I ought to keep my hands in my pockets more often!
Scheherezade: 'Tis but a *little* thing...
Scheherezade: Your wish is my command, O Master.
Abanazar: Tell me, Sheherezade... what is it like being my slave?
Scheherezade: Master, 'tis cold within the ring.
Abanazar: Well then, I ought to keep my hands in my pockets more often!
Scheherezade: 'Tis but a *little* thing...
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Princess Jasmine: Arbutus, I'm not a flower you can keep in your garden. I need my family and friends.
Arbutus: Ah, yes, human needs. Like you need to hack down my gorgeous trees, and chop them into lumber.
Princess Jasmine: It's not that simple.
Arbutus: Indeed. You burn them. For warmth. Breathing smoke - to block our life-giving sun!
Princess Jasmine: We don't do that on purpose.
Arbutus: Is it an accident when you rip and pluck my flowers? Condemning them to a slow death in a vase?
Princess Jasmine: Slow death?
Arbutus: Your kind - you're all the same! You treat my beautiful living creations as things! Why should I treat you any differently?
[Arbutus turns away]
Princess Jasmine: Arbutus I....I think I understand.
[Arbutus turns back to face her; the scene cuts away]
Arbutus: Ah, yes, human needs. Like you need to hack down my gorgeous trees, and chop them into lumber.
Princess Jasmine: It's not that simple.
Arbutus: Indeed. You burn them. For warmth. Breathing smoke - to block our life-giving sun!
Princess Jasmine: We don't do that on purpose.
Arbutus: Is it an accident when you rip and pluck my flowers? Condemning them to a slow death in a vase?
Princess Jasmine: Slow death?
Arbutus: Your kind - you're all the same! You treat my beautiful living creations as things! Why should I treat you any differently?
[Arbutus turns away]
Princess Jasmine: Arbutus I....I think I understand.
[Arbutus turns back to face her; the scene cuts away]
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Arbutus: Do you truly understand me, Princess? Or is this some human trick?
Princess Jasmine: We humans appreciate your creations. The beauty of a flower, the shade from a tree, the joy of planting a seed and watching it grow. We care.
Princess Jasmine: If only I could believe you...Perhaps I can! After all, you do bear the name of a flower.
Princess Jasmine: We humans appreciate your creations. The beauty of a flower, the shade from a tree, the joy of planting a seed and watching it grow. We care.
Princess Jasmine: If only I could believe you...Perhaps I can! After all, you do bear the name of a flower.
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[last lines]
Princess Jasmine: Sometimes we only see how people are different from us. But if you look hard enough, you can see how much we're all alike.
Princess Jasmine: Sometimes we only see how people are different from us. But if you look hard enough, you can see how much we're all alike.
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Jafar: You! How many times do I have to kill you, boy?
[He zaps Aladdin. Jasmine rushes towards him, and he throws her to the ground. Aladdin rushes and grabs the staff]
Aladdin: Get the lamp!
[Jasmine runs to it. Jafar, however, shakes off Aladdin, then zaps her into an hourglass]
Jafar: Ah, ah, ah, princess - Your time is up!
Aladdin: Jasmine!
[Sand begins to fall from the top onto her]
Iago: Oh, nice shot, Jaf -
[he is knocked out by Abu who then rushes for the lamp]
Jafar: Don't toy with me!
[zaps Abu into a toy monkey]
Aladdin: Abu!
[Carpet rushes in and grabs the lamp]
Jafar: Things are unraveling fast, now boy.
[Carpet is zapped and unravels, dropping the lamp. Aladdin rushes for it]
Jafar: Get the point?
[Aladdin's path is blocked by large swords sticking in the floor. Jafar grabs the lamp and laughs hideously. Aladdin pulls a sword out of the floor]
Jafar: I'm just getting warmed up!
[He breathes a ring of fire around Aladdin]
Aladdin: Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?
Jafar: A snake, am I? Perhaps you'd like to see how snake-like I can be!
[He smiles broadly, and we see a snake's tongue come out from behind his teeth. He then turns into a giant cobra, and the ring of fire around Aladdin becomes part of the snake encircling him. The snake Jafar makes m
[He zaps Aladdin. Jasmine rushes towards him, and he throws her to the ground. Aladdin rushes and grabs the staff]
Aladdin: Get the lamp!
[Jasmine runs to it. Jafar, however, shakes off Aladdin, then zaps her into an hourglass]
Jafar: Ah, ah, ah, princess - Your time is up!
Aladdin: Jasmine!
[Sand begins to fall from the top onto her]
Iago: Oh, nice shot, Jaf -
[he is knocked out by Abu who then rushes for the lamp]
Jafar: Don't toy with me!
[zaps Abu into a toy monkey]
Aladdin: Abu!
[Carpet rushes in and grabs the lamp]
Jafar: Things are unraveling fast, now boy.
[Carpet is zapped and unravels, dropping the lamp. Aladdin rushes for it]
Jafar: Get the point?
[Aladdin's path is blocked by large swords sticking in the floor. Jafar grabs the lamp and laughs hideously. Aladdin pulls a sword out of the floor]
Jafar: I'm just getting warmed up!
[He breathes a ring of fire around Aladdin]
Aladdin: Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?
Jafar: A snake, am I? Perhaps you'd like to see how snake-like I can be!
[He smiles broadly, and we see a snake's tongue come out from behind his teeth. He then turns into a giant cobra, and the ring of fire around Aladdin becomes part of the snake encircling him. The snake Jafar makes m
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[Aladdin has nearly drowned in the sea trying to reach his lamp, and his unconscious body falls and rubs on the lamp]
Genie: [appearing as a guy in a bathtub] Never fails! You get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp.
[he plays with his squeaky rubber duckie, then sees the unconscious Aladdin]
Genie: Hello? Al?... Al! Kid! Snap out of it!
[Aladdin doesn't respond]
Genie: Oh, you can't cheat on this one. I can't help you unless you make a wish. You'll have to say, Genie, I want you to save my life, got it? Okay!
[starts shaking Aladdin]
Genie: C'mon, Aladdin!
[Aladdin silently droops his head as a response]
Genie: I'll take that as a yes.
[he changes into a submarine and pulls Aladdin out of the sea]
Genie: [appearing as a guy in a bathtub] Never fails! You get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp.
[he plays with his squeaky rubber duckie, then sees the unconscious Aladdin]
Genie: Hello? Al?... Al! Kid! Snap out of it!
[Aladdin doesn't respond]
Genie: Oh, you can't cheat on this one. I can't help you unless you make a wish. You'll have to say, Genie, I want you to save my life, got it? Okay!
[starts shaking Aladdin]
Genie: C'mon, Aladdin!
[Aladdin silently droops his head as a response]
Genie: I'll take that as a yes.
[he changes into a submarine and pulls Aladdin out of the sea]
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Aladdin's mother: Aladdin! Get in here!
Aladdin: What's the matter, mother?
Aladdin's mother: Didn't you hear the news? The sultan's daughter goes to the baths in the city square today. The sultan has ordered everyone to stay indoors and shutter their windows as the penalty for looking upon the face of his daughter is death beneath the hoofs of stampeding camels.
Aladdin: Death beneath the hoofs of stampeding cam- who thinks up these things?
Aladdin's mother: Stop your joking and help me put up these shutters.
Aladdin: What's the matter, mother?
Aladdin's mother: Didn't you hear the news? The sultan's daughter goes to the baths in the city square today. The sultan has ordered everyone to stay indoors and shutter their windows as the penalty for looking upon the face of his daughter is death beneath the hoofs of stampeding camels.
Aladdin: Death beneath the hoofs of stampeding cam- who thinks up these things?
Aladdin's mother: Stop your joking and help me put up these shutters.
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Aladdin: Wow. The palace looks pretty amazing, huh?
Princess Jasmine: [disappointed] Oh, it's wonderful.
Aladdin: I wonder what it'd be like to live there, and have servants and valets.
Princess Jasmine: Oh, sure. People who tell you where to go and how to dress.
Aladdin: That's better than here. You're always scraping for food and ducking the guards.
Princess Jasmine: You're not free to make your own choices.
Aladdin: Sometimes you feel so...
Princess Jasmine: You're just...
Aladdin, Princess Jasmine: ...trapped.
Princess Jasmine: [disappointed] Oh, it's wonderful.
Aladdin: I wonder what it'd be like to live there, and have servants and valets.
Princess Jasmine: Oh, sure. People who tell you where to go and how to dress.
Aladdin: That's better than here. You're always scraping for food and ducking the guards.
Princess Jasmine: You're not free to make your own choices.
Aladdin: Sometimes you feel so...
Princess Jasmine: You're just...
Aladdin, Princess Jasmine: ...trapped.
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Aladdin: They wanna make me Sultan. No, they want to make Prince Ali Sultan. Without you, I'm just Aladdin.
Genie: Al, you won.
Aladdin: Because of you. The only reason anyone thinks I'm worth anything is because of you. What if they find out I'm not really a prince? What if Jasmine finds out? I'd lose her. Genie, I can't keep this up on my own. I-I can't wish you free.
Genie: Fine, I understand.
[shrinking into his lamp]
Genie: After all, you've lied to everyone else. Hey, I was beginning to feel left out.
[angrily]
Genie: Now, if you'll excuse me... *master*...
[disappears into his lamp resentfully]
Genie: Al, you won.
Aladdin: Because of you. The only reason anyone thinks I'm worth anything is because of you. What if they find out I'm not really a prince? What if Jasmine finds out? I'd lose her. Genie, I can't keep this up on my own. I-I can't wish you free.
Genie: Fine, I understand.
[shrinking into his lamp]
Genie: After all, you've lied to everyone else. Hey, I was beginning to feel left out.
[angrily]
Genie: Now, if you'll excuse me... *master*...
[disappears into his lamp resentfully]
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[the Genie has Cassim surrounded; Aladdin tries to push his way through them]
Aladdin: Genie...
Genie: Back off, Al, this creep's got a yellow sheet as long as my arm.
Aladdin: Genie... meet my dad.
Genie: [confused and defeated] Stand down men. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
[all other genies disappear leaving him alone]
Aladdin: Genie...
Genie: Back off, Al, this creep's got a yellow sheet as long as my arm.
Aladdin: Genie... meet my dad.
Genie: [confused and defeated] Stand down men. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
[all other genies disappear leaving him alone]
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Prince Achmed: You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you.
Aladdin: I'm not worthless! And I don't have fleas!
[Aladdin scratches his head]
Aladdin: I'm not worthless! And I don't have fleas!
[Aladdin scratches his head]
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Genie: Limitations?
Princess Jasmine: Uh, Rule #1: I can't kill anybody.
[Slices his own head off with his finger and catches it in his hand]
Princess Jasmine: So don't ask. Rule #2:
[Puts his head back on his shoulders]
Princess Jasmine: I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else.
[Kisses Aladdin with really big lips]
Princess Jasmine: You little put'em there.
[Lays flat on his back]
Princess Jasmine: Rule #3:
[Rises looking like a zombie, with raspy voice]
Princess Jasmine: I can't bring people back from the dead... it's not a pretty picture,
[Shakes Aladdin]
Princess Jasmine: and I don't like doing it!
[Reverts to normal]
Princess Jasmine: And other than that... you got it!
Princess Jasmine: Uh, Rule #1: I can't kill anybody.
[Slices his own head off with his finger and catches it in his hand]
Princess Jasmine: So don't ask. Rule #2:
[Puts his head back on his shoulders]
Princess Jasmine: I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else.
[Kisses Aladdin with really big lips]
Princess Jasmine: You little put'em there.
[Lays flat on his back]
Princess Jasmine: Rule #3:
[Rises looking like a zombie, with raspy voice]
Princess Jasmine: I can't bring people back from the dead... it's not a pretty picture,
[Shakes Aladdin]
Princess Jasmine: and I don't like doing it!
[Reverts to normal]
Princess Jasmine: And other than that... you got it!
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