Aladdin Quotes

Genie: Here's my bill for saving your life. It's been nice working with you.

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Prince Uncouthma: This thinking. It will take time to catch on, but I like it.

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[Abu raspberries Prince Razu behind his back]

Genie: Abu! Show a little respect! Prince Razu can't help it that he's snooty, and cowardly, and abnoxious, and CRUEL, AND... ah, go ahead and rasp him!
[Abu makes another raspberry]

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Jasmine: No matter what the species, men are men.

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Jasmine: I always get my man.

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Genie: [dressed as Mary Poppins] Well, I am practically perfect in every way.

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Iago: Where there's a genie's brain, there's space to rent.

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Mozenrath: Agrabah. Not a particularly magical place ... why conquer it? ...Oh, because it's *there*!

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Abis Mal: I can hear everything. In fact, I can hear the distant conversation of grazing antelope. Boy, are they boring.

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Iago: Look at this. I'm so ticked off that I'm molting.

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[Iago is powering a mystic device by footpower]

Iago: With all due respect, Your Rottenness, couldn't we just wait for a *real* storm?

Jafar: Save your breath, Iago. Faster!

Iago: Yes, O Mighty Evil One.

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Genie: Oi! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck.

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Jafar: How many times do I have to kill you, boy?

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Genie: [turns into a cheerleader] Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake. Stick that sword into that snake!

Jafar: You stay out of thissss!

Genie: [Weakly] Jafar, Jafar, he's our man. If he can't do it, GREAT!

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Merchant: Look at this! Yes! Heh, heh. Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes Julienne fries. Will not break!
[taps it on table]

Merchant: Will not-
[it falls apart]

Merchant: It broke!

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Genie: You know Al, I'm getting really -
[turns and sees Jafar]

Genie: I don't think you're him.

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Iago: [Jafar is just being turned into a sorceror] Ladies and gentlemen, a warm Agrabah welcome for Sorceror Jafar!

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Jafar: Get your blasted beak out of my face!

Iago: Oh, shut up, you moron!

Jafar: Don't tell ME to shut up!

Genie: Allow me. Ten thousand years in the Cave of Wonders outta chill him out!
[flicks them into the distance]

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Jafar: You are late.

Gazeem: A thousand apologies, O Patient One.

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Genie: Yo, Rugman! Haven't seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel.

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Jafar: You're speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife.

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Sultan: Jafar, you vile betrayer.

Iago: That's Sultan Vile Betrayer to you.

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[the Genie and the flying carpet are playing chess]

Genie: So, move.
[the carpet makes a move]

Genie: Hey! That's a good move.
[as Rodney Dangerfield]

Genie: I can't believe it. I'm losin' to a rug.

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Genie: Oh, Al. I'm gettin' kinda fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything.

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[Abu is swinging a stolen sword at the guards]

Guard: [frightened] He's got a sword.

Razoul: You idiots. We've all got swords.

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Genie: But oh, to be free. Not to have to go "Poof! Whaddaya need," "Poof! Whaddaya need," "Poof! Whaddaya need?". To be my own master. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world. But what am I talking about? Let's get real here, that's never gonna happen. Genie, wake up and smell the hummus.

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Jafar: [disguised as prisoner] You've heard of the golden rule, haven't you? Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
[smiles showing his hideous teeth]

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Merchant: Welcome to Agrabah. City of mystery, of enchantment. And the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan! On sale today! Come on down.

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Iago: Does this code have any rules that *don't* end in death?

Cassim: It's a strict code.

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Genie: [as Mrs. Doubtfire] Listen to Genie, dear. Genie knows. You've got to get your mind off this incessant waiting.

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