Aladdin Quotes

Iago: Oooooh, nice shot,
[Abu whacks him over the head]

Iago: Jafa-a-a-a-a-a-a-r!

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The Magician: Little boys' tongue give only the best to me.

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Ring Genie: Lord have mercy

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Princess Leila: Father, isn't it going a bit far to make everyone in the city stay inside just because I wish to visit the bathhouse?

Sultan: No man I have ever met is worthy to look upon your face, Leila. Until I find a husband suitable for you you shall remain shielded from all men's eyes.

Princess Leila: It seems a bit foolish if you ask me.

Sultan: Foolish? Why if anyone in the kingdom but you dared to call me foolish I would have their head.

Princess Leila: And I do so like having my head. It's nice to know there are some advantages to being your daughter.

Sultan: You do make me laugh, my sweet Leila. You're the joy of your old father's heart.

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Genie: Once again, this whole broadcast has been brought to you by Sand - it's everywhere, get used to it.

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Iago: Meet your match, Zorro!

Cassim: Good birdie. Polly want a little...?

Iago: Say cracker and I let you have it on principle!

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Genie: Al, you're back! And your front! You're both here!

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Genie: Maybe you-you could elope. No, you can't elope... But, oh, honey dew!

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Genie: Oh, look, it's a Kodiak moment!
[a Kodiak bear appears and roars ominously]

Genie: Put that bear outta here.

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Genie: [Genie's pointing an elephant towards some thieves] Don't make me use the other end!

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Genie: [after elephants run over the Magic Carpet] Oh, they trampled the carpet! That's a little redundant. So this isn't a bad day for you really, is it?

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Genie: [singing] There's a party here in Agrabah / Guests are filling up the room / But there's something missing... yes, a-ha!

Sultan of Agrabah: Where is the groom?

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Genie: I'll take a slice of that!
[grabs piece of pizza]

Genie: Mmm... Oily but good.

Genie: I was having a bit of a sugar dip.

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Genie: [after the villian wishes the deliverer was dead] Let's say that's your last wish, but Genie won't grant it. Genie doesn't kill, Genie rules! Next time you get the lamp,read the manual.
[Goes back in lamp]

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Iago: Face it Einstein, you're washed up.

Icafrak: I may be washed up, but I'm no Einstein.

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[Genie turns into a butterfly]

Genie: I feel so... pretty!

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Iago: If I'm with you, I'm in trouble. If I'm with the Genie, I'm - Yech! - with the Genie.

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Mozenrath: Well, I could rave all night, but I've got a city to destroy.

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[Aladding finds the Genie and Iago in the clutches of the bad guys]

Genie: Don't worry about us, Al.

Iago: Who asked you? Worry, Al. Fret, even!

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Genie: I can throw my voice. Catching it is another matter.

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King of Quirkistan: VIZIER! VIZIER!

Vizier: You have bellowed for me, your highness?

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Genie: Kid's got a genie, and he takes advice from a rug.

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Crowd: Liberation Day! It's Liberation Day!

Iago: What's Liberation Day?

Genie: It means school's out and no mail.

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Iago: Why isn't there an arms dealer around when you need one?

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Iago: There is no food here. This foraging stuff is for the...

Genie: (as a bird) Birds?

Iago: You are *so* droll.

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[Genie changes Iago into a woman]

Genie: (suggestively) This is a good look for you, and it could be permanent.

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Iago: Abu! You're okay! And you're lucky, too, you stupid, stupid monkey!

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Iago: You want to trade with this place? Terrific. We'll import all the pestilence and misery we need.

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Iago: [about Genie] Why do things always get worse when he shows up?

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Iago: The smoke from the fire stole your hat. Of course. Wake me when something unusual happens.

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