Unforgiven Quotes
Davey: I'm dyin' boys. Jesus, I'm so thirsty.
Will Munny: Give him a drink of water, goddamn it. Will you give him a drink of water, for Christ's sake? We ain't gonna shoot.
Will Munny: Give him a drink of water, goddamn it. Will you give him a drink of water, for Christ's sake? We ain't gonna shoot.
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The Schofield Kid: That was the first one.
Will Munny: First one what?
The Schofield Kid: First one I ever killed.
Will Munny: Yeah?
The Schofield Kid: You know how I said I shot five men? It weren't true. That Mexican that come at me with a knife, I just busted his leg with a shovel. I didn't kill him or nothing, neither.
Will Munny: Well, you sure killed the hell outta that fella today.
Will Munny: First one what?
The Schofield Kid: First one I ever killed.
Will Munny: Yeah?
The Schofield Kid: You know how I said I shot five men? It weren't true. That Mexican that come at me with a knife, I just busted his leg with a shovel. I didn't kill him or nothing, neither.
Will Munny: Well, you sure killed the hell outta that fella today.
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The Schofield Kid: [referring to his gun] You go on, keep it. I'm never gonna use it again. I won't kill nobody no more. I ain't like you, Will... [indicating the money]
The Schofield Kid: Go on, keep it. All of it. It's yours.
Will Munny: What about your spectacles and fancy clothes?
The Schofield Kid: I guess I'd rather be blind and ragged than dead.
Will Munny: You don't have to worry, Kid. I ain't gonna kill you. You're the only friend I got.
The Schofield Kid: Go on, keep it. All of it. It's yours.
Will Munny: What about your spectacles and fancy clothes?
The Schofield Kid: I guess I'd rather be blind and ragged than dead.
Will Munny: You don't have to worry, Kid. I ain't gonna kill you. You're the only friend I got.
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Will Munny: All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sum***** takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.
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Will Munny: Who's the fellow owns this ****hole? [pause]
Will Munny: You, fat man. Speak up.
Skinny Dubois: Uh, I... I own this establishment. I bought the place from Greeley for a thousand dollars. [Will levels the shotgun, and speaks to someone standing behind Skinny]
Will Munny: You better clear outta there.
Man: Yes, sir. [scampers out of the way]
Little Bill Daggett: Just hold it right there. Hold it...! [Will shoots Skinny. Screaming, the women scatter upstairs]
Little Bill Daggett: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a *****! You just shot an unarmed man!
Will Munny: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.
Will Munny: You, fat man. Speak up.
Skinny Dubois: Uh, I... I own this establishment. I bought the place from Greeley for a thousand dollars. [Will levels the shotgun, and speaks to someone standing behind Skinny]
Will Munny: You better clear outta there.
Man: Yes, sir. [scampers out of the way]
Little Bill Daggett: Just hold it right there. Hold it...! [Will shoots Skinny. Screaming, the women scatter upstairs]
Little Bill Daggett: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a *****! You just shot an unarmed man!
Will Munny: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.
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[the Zachary's are trapped inside the house]
Andy Zachary: The only thing I hate is I never got to go to Wichita and have me... [pauses and looks at Ma]
Andy Zachary: ...that glass of beer.
Andy Zachary: The only thing I hate is I never got to go to Wichita and have me... [pauses and looks at Ma]
Andy Zachary: ...that glass of beer.
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Will Munny : I ain't like that no more. I ain't the same, Ned. Claudia, she straightened me up, cleared me of drinkin' whiskey and all. Just 'cause we're goin' on this killing, that don't mean I'm gonna go back to bein' the way I was. I just need the money, get a new start for them youngsters. Ned, you remember that drover I shot through the mouth and his teeth came out the back of his head? I think about him now and again. He didn't do anything to deserve to get shot, at least nothin' I could remember when I sobered up.
Ned Logan : You were crazy, Will.
Will Munny : Yeah, no one liked me. Mountain boys all thought I was gonna shoot 'em out of pure meanness.
Ned Logan : Well, like I said, you ain't like that no more.
Will Munny : That's right. I'm just a fella now. I ain't no different than anyone else no more.
Ned Logan : You were crazy, Will.
Will Munny : Yeah, no one liked me. Mountain boys all thought I was gonna shoot 'em out of pure meanness.
Ned Logan : Well, like I said, you ain't like that no more.
Will Munny : That's right. I'm just a fella now. I ain't no different than anyone else no more.
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Ned Logan : Hell, Will. We ain't bad men no more. Shit, we're farmers.
Will Munny : Should be easy killing them, supposing they don't go on down to Texas first.
Ned Logan : How long has it been since you fired a gun at a man, Will? Nine, ten years?
Will Munny : Eleven.
Ned Logan : Easy, huh? Hell, I don't know that it was all that easy even back then. And we was young and full of beans. I mean, if you was mad at 'em, Will, I mean. If they'd done you some wrong, I could see shooting 'em.
Will Munny : We done stuff for money before, Ned.
Ned Logan : Yeah, we thought we did. All right, so what did these fellas do? Cheat at cards? Steal some strays? Spit on a rich fella? What?
Will Munny : No, they cut up a woman.
Ned Logan : What?
Will Munny : Yeah, they cut up her face, cut her eyes out, cut her fingers off, cut her tits, everything but her cunty, I suppose.
Ned Logan : I'll be dogg - Golly, I guess they got it comin'. 'Course, you know, Will, if Claudia was alive you wouldn't be doin' this.
Will Munny : Should be easy killing them, supposing they don't go on down to Texas first.
Ned Logan : How long has it been since you fired a gun at a man, Will? Nine, ten years?
Will Munny : Eleven.
Ned Logan : Easy, huh? Hell, I don't know that it was all that easy even back then. And we was young and full of beans. I mean, if you was mad at 'em, Will, I mean. If they'd done you some wrong, I could see shooting 'em.
Will Munny : We done stuff for money before, Ned.
Ned Logan : Yeah, we thought we did. All right, so what did these fellas do? Cheat at cards? Steal some strays? Spit on a rich fella? What?
Will Munny : No, they cut up a woman.
Ned Logan : What?
Will Munny : Yeah, they cut up her face, cut her eyes out, cut her fingers off, cut her tits, everything but her cunty, I suppose.
Ned Logan : I'll be dogg - Golly, I guess they got it comin'. 'Course, you know, Will, if Claudia was alive you wouldn't be doin' this.
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Little Bill Daggett : Look son, being a good shot, being quick with a pistol, that don't do no harm, but it don't mean much next to being cool-headed. A man who will keep his head and not get rattled under fire, like as not, he'll kill ya. It ain't so easy to shoot a man anyhow, especially if the son-of-a-bitch is shootin' back at you.
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Will Munny : Who's the fellow owns this shithole? [ pause ]
Will Munny : You, fat man. Speak up.
Skinny Dubois : Uh, I... I own this establishment. I bought the place from Greeley for a thousand dollars. [ Will levels the shotgun, and speaks to someone standing behind Skinny ]
Will Munny : You better clear outta there.
Man : Yes, sir. [ scampers out of the way ]
Little Bill Daggett : Just hold it right there. Hold it...! [ Will shoots Skinny. Screaming, the women scatter upstairs ]
Little Bill Daggett : Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!
Will Munny : Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.
Will Munny : You, fat man. Speak up.
Skinny Dubois : Uh, I... I own this establishment. I bought the place from Greeley for a thousand dollars. [ Will levels the shotgun, and speaks to someone standing behind Skinny ]
Will Munny : You better clear outta there.
Man : Yes, sir. [ scampers out of the way ]
Little Bill Daggett : Just hold it right there. Hold it...! [ Will shoots Skinny. Screaming, the women scatter upstairs ]
Little Bill Daggett : Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!
Will Munny : Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.
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Little Bill Daggett : You'd be William Munny out of Missouri. Killer of women and children.
Will Munny : That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned.
Will Munny : That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned.
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[ Will takes aim at Little Bill ]
Will Munny : You boys better move away. [ the men standing around Little Bill scatter ]
Little Bill Daggett : All right, gentlemen. He's got one barrel left. When he fires that, take out your pistols, and shoot him down like the mangy scoundrel he is!
Will Munny : You boys better move away. [ the men standing around Little Bill scatter ]
Little Bill Daggett : All right, gentlemen. He's got one barrel left. When he fires that, take out your pistols, and shoot him down like the mangy scoundrel he is!
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[ the night after Davey is killed, a rock is thrown through the ladies' window ]
Man : Murderin' whores!
Strawberry Alice : [ screaming out the window ] HE HAD IT COMING! THEY ALL HAVE IT COMING!
Man : Murderin' whores!
Strawberry Alice : [ screaming out the window ] HE HAD IT COMING! THEY ALL HAVE IT COMING!
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[ Little Bill is telling Beauchamp the real story of English Bob's gunfight ]
Little Bill Daggett : You see, the night that Corky walked into the Blue Bottle, and before he knows what's happening, Bob here takes a shot at him! And he misses, 'cause he's so damn drunk. Now that bullet whizzing by panicked old Corky, and he did the wrong thing. He went for his gun in such a hurry that he shot his own damn toe off. Meantime Bob here, he's aiming real good, and he squeezes off another, but he misses, because he's still so damn drunk, and he hits this thousand-dollar mirror up over the bar. And now, the Duck of Death is as good as dead. Because Corky does it right. He aims real careful, no hurry, and... BAM! That Walker Colt blew up in his hand, which was a failing common to that model. You see, if old Corky had had two guns instead of just a big dick, he'd would have been there right to the end to defend himself.
W.W. Beauchamp : Wait a minute. You mean that, English Bob killed him when he didn't even have...?
Little Bill Daggett : Well, old Bob wasn't goin' to wait for Corky to grow a new hand.
Little Bill Daggett : You see, the night that Corky walked into the Blue Bottle, and before he knows what's happening, Bob here takes a shot at him! And he misses, 'cause he's so damn drunk. Now that bullet whizzing by panicked old Corky, and he did the wrong thing. He went for his gun in such a hurry that he shot his own damn toe off. Meantime Bob here, he's aiming real good, and he squeezes off another, but he misses, because he's still so damn drunk, and he hits this thousand-dollar mirror up over the bar. And now, the Duck of Death is as good as dead. Because Corky does it right. He aims real careful, no hurry, and... BAM! That Walker Colt blew up in his hand, which was a failing common to that model. You see, if old Corky had had two guns instead of just a big dick, he'd would have been there right to the end to defend himself.
W.W. Beauchamp : Wait a minute. You mean that, English Bob killed him when he didn't even have...?
Little Bill Daggett : Well, old Bob wasn't goin' to wait for Corky to grow a new hand.
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Delilah Fitzgerald : Are you still goin' to kill those men?
Will Munny : I reckon so. The money's still available, ain't it?
Delilah Fitzgerald : Yeah. Your two friends have been taking advances on the money.
Will Munny : What?
Delilah Fitzgerald : You know, free ones. [ Will looks confused ]
Delilah Fitzgerald : Alice and Silky been givin' them free ones. Would you like a free one?
Will Munny : I reckon not.
Delilah Fitzgerald : [ Misunderstanding Will ] I didn't mean with me. Alice and Silky would be glad to give you one.
Will Munny : I meant I didn't want a free one with Alice or Silky. Because of my wife back home. I reckon if I was to want a free one, it would be with you.
Will Munny : I reckon so. The money's still available, ain't it?
Delilah Fitzgerald : Yeah. Your two friends have been taking advances on the money.
Will Munny : What?
Delilah Fitzgerald : You know, free ones. [ Will looks confused ]
Delilah Fitzgerald : Alice and Silky been givin' them free ones. Would you like a free one?
Will Munny : I reckon not.
Delilah Fitzgerald : [ Misunderstanding Will ] I didn't mean with me. Alice and Silky would be glad to give you one.
Will Munny : I meant I didn't want a free one with Alice or Silky. Because of my wife back home. I reckon if I was to want a free one, it would be with you.
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English Bob : [ discussing the assassination of President Garfield ] Well there's a dignity royalty. A majesty that precludes the likelihood of assassination. If you were to point a pistol at a king or a queen your hands would shakes as though palsied.
Barber : Oh I wouldn't point no pistol at nobody sir.
English Bob : Well that's a wise policy, as wise policy. But if you did. I can assure you, if you did, that the sight of royalty would cause you to dismiss all thoughts of bloodshed and you would stand... how shall I put it? In awe. Now, a president... well I mean... [ chuckles ]
English Bob : why not shoot a president.
Barber : Oh I wouldn't point no pistol at nobody sir.
English Bob : Well that's a wise policy, as wise policy. But if you did. I can assure you, if you did, that the sight of royalty would cause you to dismiss all thoughts of bloodshed and you would stand... how shall I put it? In awe. Now, a president... well I mean... [ chuckles ]
English Bob : why not shoot a president.
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[ last lines ]
Will Munny : You better bury Ned right!... Better not cut up, nor otherwise harm no whores... or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches.
Will Munny : You better bury Ned right!... Better not cut up, nor otherwise harm no whores... or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches.
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[ about the house the Sheriff's building ]
Clyde : You know, he don't have a straight angle in that whole god-damned porch, or the whole house for that matter. He is the worst damn carpenter.
Clyde : You know, he don't have a straight angle in that whole god-damned porch, or the whole house for that matter. He is the worst damn carpenter.
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Will Munny : Wanna help me count this, kid?
The Schofield Kid : I trust you.
Will Munny : Don't go trusting me too much.
The Schofield Kid : I trust you.
Will Munny : Don't go trusting me too much.
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Ned Logan : I sure do miss my bed.
Will Munny : You said that last night.
Ned Logan : No, last night I said I missed my wife, tonight I just miss my dadgum bed.
Will Munny : You said that last night.
Ned Logan : No, last night I said I missed my wife, tonight I just miss my dadgum bed.
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Davey : I'm dyin' boys. Jesus, I'm so thirsty.
Will Munny : Give him a drink of water, goddamn it. Will you give him a drink of water, for Christ's sake? We ain't gonna shoot.
Will Munny : Give him a drink of water, goddamn it. Will you give him a drink of water, for Christ's sake? We ain't gonna shoot.
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[ Little Bill viciously kicks English Bob ]
Little Bill Daggett : I guess you think I'm kicking you, Bob. But it ain't so. What I'm doing is talking, you hear? I'm talking to all those villains down there in Kansas. I'm talking to all those villains in Missouri. And all those villains down there in Cheyenne. And what I'm saying is there ain't no whore's gold. And if there was, how they wouldn't want to come looking for it anyhow.
Little Bill Daggett : I guess you think I'm kicking you, Bob. But it ain't so. What I'm doing is talking, you hear? I'm talking to all those villains down there in Kansas. I'm talking to all those villains in Missouri. And all those villains down there in Cheyenne. And what I'm saying is there ain't no whore's gold. And if there was, how they wouldn't want to come looking for it anyhow.
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English Bob : A plague on you. A plague on the whole stinking lot of ya, without morals or laws. And all you whores got no laws. You got no honor. It's no wonder you all emigrated to America, because they wouldn't have you in England. You're a lot of savages, that's what you all are. A bunch of bloody savages. A plague on you. I'll be back.
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Little Bill Daggett : It's been a long time, Bob. You run out of Chinamen?
English Bob : Little Bill, well I thought you was, well I thought that you were dead. I see you've shaved your chin whiskers off.
Little Bill Daggett : I was tasting the soup two hours after I ate it.
English Bob : Well, actually, what I heard was that you fell off your horse, drunk of course, and that you broke your bloody neck.
Little Bill Daggett : I heard that one myself, Bob. Hell, I even thought I was dead 'til I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska.
English Bob : Little Bill, well I thought you was, well I thought that you were dead. I see you've shaved your chin whiskers off.
Little Bill Daggett : I was tasting the soup two hours after I ate it.
English Bob : Well, actually, what I heard was that you fell off your horse, drunk of course, and that you broke your bloody neck.
Little Bill Daggett : I heard that one myself, Bob. Hell, I even thought I was dead 'til I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska.
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Little Bill Daggett : You just shot an unarmed man.
Bill Munny : He should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.
Bill Munny : He should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.
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The Schofield Kid : [ after killing a man for the first time ] It don't seem real... how he ain't gonna never breathe again, ever... how he's dead. And the other one too. All on account of pulling a trigger.
Will Munny : It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid : Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny : We all got it coming, kid.
Will Munny : It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid : Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny : We all got it coming, kid.
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The Schofield Kid : That was the first one.
Will Munny : First one what?
The Schofield Kid : First one I ever killed.
Will Munny : Yeah?
The Schofield Kid : You know how I said I shot five men? It weren't true. That Mexican that come at me with a knife, I just busted his leg with a shovel. I didn't kill him or nothing, neither.
Will Munny : Well, you sure killed the hell outta that fella today.
Will Munny : First one what?
The Schofield Kid : First one I ever killed.
Will Munny : Yeah?
The Schofield Kid : You know how I said I shot five men? It weren't true. That Mexican that come at me with a knife, I just busted his leg with a shovel. I didn't kill him or nothing, neither.
Will Munny : Well, you sure killed the hell outta that fella today.
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The Schofield Kid : [ referring to his gun ] You go on, keep it. I'm never gonna use it again. I won't kill nobody no more. I ain't like you, Will... [ indicating the money ]
The Schofield Kid : Go on, keep it. All of it. It's yours.
Will Munny : What about your spectacles and fancy clothes?
The Schofield Kid : I guess I'd rather be blind and ragged than dead.
Will Munny : You don't have to worry, Kid. I ain't gonna kill you. You're the only friend I got.
The Schofield Kid : Go on, keep it. All of it. It's yours.
Will Munny : What about your spectacles and fancy clothes?
The Schofield Kid : I guess I'd rather be blind and ragged than dead.
Will Munny : You don't have to worry, Kid. I ain't gonna kill you. You're the only friend I got.
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Will Munny : Here, take this money and give my half and Ned's half to my kids. Tell 'em if I ain't back in a week, they give half to Sally Two-Trees. You keep the rest, you can get them spectacles now.
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