Adaptation. Quotes

Charlie Kaufman: The script I'm starting, it's about flowers. Nobody's ever done a movie about flowers before. So, so there are no guidelines...
Donald Kaufman: What about "Flowers for Algernon"?
Charlie Kaufman: Well, that's not about flowers. And it's not a movie.
Donald Kaufman: Ok, I'm sorry, I never saw it.

Movie: Adaptation.
Donald Kaufman: [delighted] I got shot. Isn't that ****ed up?

Movie: Adaptation.
Caroline Cunningham: It's like a regular brain factory in here.

Movie: Adaptation.
Charlie Kaufman: To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write something first, then reward myself with coffee. Coffee and a muffin. So I need to establish the themes. Maybe a banana nut. That's a good muffin.

Movie: Adaptation.
Donald Kaufman: A little push, push in the bush.

Movie: Adaptation.
Marty: See her? I ****ed her up the ass.

Movie: Adaptation.