The Sweetest Thing Quotes

Girl #1: I can't believe he brought that ***** to our bar. This is our bar!
Girl #2: Forget her. She's a Skeev.
Girl #1: But is she prettier than me?
Girl #2: Of course not, you're beautiful. [Girl #1 throws up all over Girl #2]
Girl #2: Oh my God, you ****ing *****!

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Gramps: **** Grandma.

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Christina: Don't go looking for Mr. Right. Look for Mr. Right Now.

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Chuck: That's why girls always go to the bathroom together!

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Peter: Here's to fifty years with the same woman.
Roger: Dude, that's just depressing. She'll have saggy tits by then. She could tie 'em around her waist by then and use 'em as a belt... Or just tuck 'em in her socks.

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Peter: I had them take out all the calories for you.

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