Wild West Quotes

Capt. James West: Let me tell you something about your beloved art of disguise, Gordon. That night at Fat Can's, it wasn't a difficult task to tell that you weren't a woman.
Artemus Gordon: I was propositioned by three men!

Movie: Wild West
James T. West: Did she get away?
Artemus Gordon: Free and clear.
Lt. Armand Renard: Monsieur, I am appalled. How could you ley such a thing happen? And with your revolver? [West taking the revolver back]
James T. West: She didn't have one of her own. Thank you.

Movie: Wild West
James T. West: Back to Washington, huh, Ned?
Ned Brown: Nope. I'm off on a well-deserved vacation.
James T. West: London, Paris or Rome?
Ned Brown: [Shaking head no] I'm going to make a big dream come true. And do you know what my big dream is? I'm going to spend my vacation all alone... on a desert island.

Movie: Wild West