The Rules of Attraction Quotes

Paul Denton: Do you have any E?
Harry: That **** makes your spinal fluid run backwards.

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Mrs. Mimi Jared: Well..."Dick"... how is school? Richard "Dick" Jared: Sucks cock-k-k...

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Donald: Need I remind you we have somebody OD-ing back here?
Paul Denton: He's not OD-ing. He's a freshman. Freshmen don't OD.

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Rupert: Unless he's got a crack pipe stuck to his lips, I gotta assume he's 21 jump street.

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Sean Bateman: I only had sex with her because I'm in love with you.

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Sean Bateman: I really did try to kill myself... right before I faked it.

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