The Brak Show Quotes

Brak: I'll ask my Dad, he'll know what to do.
Dad: How the hell should I know?

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Carmine: [Carmine the blob has just been put into a jar and begins to talk] Finally, blech! I was *dyin'* out there. [to Mom]
Carmine: Hey, sweetcheeks, get me a beer, will ya?
Mom: I have some root beer.
Carmine: Did I say root beer?
Brak: Hey Zorak, he sounds just like you!
Singing Zorak: [in a smooth voice] Yeah, I was just noticing that.
Brak: And you have a beautiful man voice!

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Dad: Tonight, in the dark of night, after night has shrouded my dark plan in its nightly darkness, I will exact my revenge!

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[Brak asks Zorak for help]
Zorak: I'm not your daddy... or maybe I am.

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[Brak to Dad]
Brak: Holy gherkin pickles, pop!

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[first lines]
Brak: Hey Zorak, guess what I'm going to be in the talent show this year?
Zorak: A loser.
Brak: Ehh, wrong! I'm going to be a potato and sing my amazing potato song!
Zorak: Ugh, I can't *wait* not to hear it.

Movie: The Brak Show