Yu-Gi-Oh GX Quotes
Chazz Princeton: Now I play "Thunder Crash"!
Ojama Yellow: [turns to look at the hologram of the card behind them] Uh guys, what's that do?
Ojama Black: [reads the card] Uh... says here that Chazz does 300 damage to Slade, for each of his own monsters he chooses to destroy.
Ojama Yellow: [nervously] Did you say destroy?
Ojama Yellow, Ojama Black, Ojama Green: Boss, say it ain't so!
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Chazz Princeton: Now I summon... the Level Seven Armed Dragon!
Jaden Yuki: Wow, he's totally awesome!
Chazz Princeton: Stop admiring him!
Jaden Yuki: How can I not, he's too cool! Wanna trade for him?
Chazz Princeton: No I don't wanna trade! What's wrong with you Jaden? You should be cowering in fear!
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Chazz Princeton: Sure, they look weird, they smell funny. No one even likes them, and they never shut up! But these 3 taught me something important.
Ojama Black: That flies taste great?
Ojama Green: That you should eat desert first?
Ojama Yellow: That bathing is optional?
Chazz Princeton: That good bros support each other!
Slade Princeton: [who Chazz is dueling to prevent Duel Academy from being demolished] So I'm *not* a good bro?
Chazz Princeton: That's right, which is why I don't feel bad about doing this... [winning the duel]
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Chazz Princeton: You're pitiful, Jaden - jumping up and down like some fool, never taking anything serious. That's why you'll never be a champion. It takes discipline to win. You need to have a sense of duty. You need to have some kind of plan! Well I have a plan! And I have a sense of duty! That's why I'm going to beat you, Jaden! That's why I'll beat anyone in my way! I can conquer anyone! You got that! I'm gonna conquer the whole world!
Jaden Yuki: Oka-a-a-a-y. Well, if you don't mind, can I take my turn first?
Chazz Princeton: Make it quick!
Jaden Yuki: Chill...
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Dr. Vellian Crowler: [about Jesse Andersen] This seems familiar.
The Shadow Duelist: That's because he's Jaden with a southern accent.
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Dr. Vellian Crowler: [about Jesse Andersen] This seems familiar.
Vice-Chancellor Bonapart: That's because he's Jaden with a southern accent.
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Dr. Vellian Crowler: I want you to duel Jaden and crush him in front of the entire school!
Chazz Princeton: But I can't duel Jaden! We're in different dorms, they won't let me.
Dr. Vellian Crowler: They? I'm *they*, I'll make it happen!
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Dr. Vellian Crowler: So you're the one they call the Shadow Duelist.
The Shadow Duelist: My victims call me many things, most indecipherable from their shrieks of terror. What's the job?
Dr. Vellian Crowler: There's a student at this school named Jaden Yuki. I want you to duel him and beat him so bad he leaves the school.
The Shadow Duelist: [floats away into a cloud of fog] I'll duel him and beat him so badly, he'll leave this realm, once I seal his soul in the Shadow Realm.
Dr. Vellian Crowler: Alright, if you insist.
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Dr. Vellian Crowler: Syrus Truesdale!
Syrus Truesdale: [jumps to his feet] Ah! Yes?
Dr. Vellian Crowler: Explain to the class what a Field Spell is.
Syrus Truesdale: Uh... it's the thing that does the thing that... is... uh...
Dr. Vellian Crowler: Wrong, sit down! Now, can someone *please* tell me the *right* answer? Preferably someone *not* wearing Red, thank you.
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Dr. Vellian Crowler: You try to expel one kid, and the entire world turns against you.
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Seto Kaiba: [after Chazz defeats his brother in a duel for ownership of the school] Of course he won. Did you really think I would give Duel Academy to those two? They have a lot to learn about world domination.
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Seto Kaiba: Attention all duelists, my company will be hosting a global competition. Anyone who think they've got what it takes can enter. Just create a design for a new card, then mail your design to the Kaiba Corporation. Winners will be hand-picked by me. Then your cards will be launched into space on a KaibaCorp satalite. Because I figure, if there *is* intelligent life out there, let's teach them how to duel!
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Professor Lyman Banner: In Ancient Egypt, one of the most powerful duelists was a Pharaoh named Abidos the Third. He was undefeated.
Jaden Yuki: Undefeated? Wow, he must have been something else. I guess it's a good thing he's not around today, because that record would go adios!
Chazz Princeton: Sure slacker, and then you'll beat Kaiba and Yugi too.
Jaden Yuki: You think so? Thanks Chazz!
Chazz Princeton: It's sarcasm, moron.
Jaden Yuki: Well, okay, but if you're going to change your name, you could do a lot better than Sarcasm.
Chazz Princeton: [wraps Jaden in a headlock] You know what I mean!
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Jaden Yuki: [in Chazz's head] Wow, 2 monsters with 2600 and 3000 attack points? What are you gonna do Chazz?
Chazz Princeton: Easy, I'm gonna win.
Czar: You know, talking to yourself is pretty crazy. But thinking you're going to win is even crazier!
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Jaden Yuki: [in the graduation match] Wow Zane, you really are good. I'm gonna miss ya.
Zane Truesdale: And I you, Jaden. Which is why I'm passing you the torch.
Jaden Yuki: Huh?
Zane Truesdale: Once I leave here, *you'll* be the top student in this school. Despite your grads, and your rank, you'll be the best, so make me proud.
Jaden Yuki: I'll give it my all Zane, and I'll start right here! Because this duel's not done, and I still have one trick up my sleeve. Oh yeah, and here it comes! I'm activating the Trap known as "Final Fusion"!
Zane Truesdale: [gasps,then smiles] How clever.
Jaden Yuki: If this is out, both of us lose Life Points, equal to our combined Monsters' attack points. And you know what that means.
Zane Truesdale: Sure do.
Jaden Yuki: [their two monsters self destruct, and Zane and Jaden tie at 0 Life Points] .
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Jaden Yuki: [When Dimitri is convinced he's Yugi Muto] Sparkman, attack him directly!
Dimitri: I think you're forgetting about someone. Kuriboh! [Kuriboh appears and blocks the attack]
Dimitri: By discarding Kuriboh from my hand, I don't take any damage from Sparkman's little fireworks display.
Jaden Yuki: Oh yeah, my bad.
Dimitri: [looks at his Duel Disk affectionately] Thank you Kuriboh. That move takes me back to our duel against Seto Kaiba at Battle City. Those were some good times, weren't they old friend?
Syrus Truesdale: Battle City? This guy's gone batty!
Chumley Huffington: Just smile and nod Sy, smile and nod.
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Jaden Yuki: Chazz dressed up as XYZ Dragon Cannon!
Chazz Princeton: Now *this* is a costume!
Alexis Rhodes: It's the best one that I've seen.
Chazz Princeton: Is that... Alexis? [thinking]
Chazz Princeton: purple hair and pointed ears, my big weakness!
Syrus Truesdale: Uh, I don't remember XYZ Dragon Cannon ever *blushing* Chazz.
Chazz Princeton: Shut up!
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Jaden Yuki: Didn't ya' know, Chazz? When a hero's destroyed, and I play Hero Spirit, all battle damage turns to zero, zilch, zip, nada.
Chazz Princeton: Congratulations. You can use a thesaurus!
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Jaden Yuki: I've got a question: what is Chazz doing? [points]
Chazz Princeton: tch tch tch, you-who! Where are you?
Jaden Yuki: Where's what Chazz?
Bastion Misawa: He means his mind, clearly he's lost it.
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Jaden Yuki: Okay, so if I win, Jasmine's free!
Jasmine: And if you lose?
Jaden Yuki: What if I lose? [pause]
Jaden Yuki: Whoah, didn't really think of that...
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Jaden Yuki: So when do I meet my opponent?
Chazz Princeton: Right now, Slacker
Jaden Yuki: Hey, that sounds like...
Chazz Princeton: It's me.
Jaden Yuki: Chazz? Why are you here?
Chazz Princeton: I'm here for the duel.
Jaden Yuki: I think the tickets are sold out.
Chazz Princeton: I'm *in* it.
Jaden Yuki: Like as a ref?
Chazz Princeton: I'm dueling you!
Jaden Yuki: So *you're* North Academy's duelist? Since when did you transfer?
Chazz Princeton: Since I stopped getting the respect I deserve here.
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Jaden Yuki: So, you were saying, Lex?
Harrington Rosewood: [jealous] Lex? What is that? Some kind pet name? Where'd it come from? What's it mean? What's it short for?
Jaden Yuki: Um, "Alexis."
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Jaden Yuki: That Alexis is really something, sacrificing her own Life Points, just to get at mine.
Alexis Rhodes: So are you impressed?
Jaden Yuki: Impressed? I think I'm in love.
Alexis Rhodes: You're sweet. Too bad I have to crush you.
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Alexis Rhodes: [In Chazz's fantasy] Chazz... I just want to tell you how much you mean to me... how much I *love* you... wake up, wake up...
Ojama Yellow: Wake up, Wake up! Boss, wake up! [Chazz opens his eyes]
Ojama Yellow: What's wrong Chazz, you look happy. Who are you dreaming about Romeo?
Chazz Princeton: My new love...
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Alexis Rhodes: I'm just happy Jaden gets to stay here.
Bastion Misawa: You mean "Jaden and Syrus?"
Alexis Rhodes: [flustered] Oh, of course! I'm glad Syrus gets to stay, too. I just said "Jaden" because... because... well, moving on.
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Aster Phoenix: Surprised to see me?
Professor Lyman Banner: In case you've forgotten, predicting the future is my hobby.
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Aster Phoenix: Surprised to see me?
Sartorius: In case you've forgotten, predicting the future is my hobby.
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Axel Brodie: [thinking] Those are the same weak cards he used against Jesse. Their attack points are lame, and their effects are lamer! There's no way he's dumb enough to attack with those.
Jaden Yuki: I attack!
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