Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quotes
Ryan Stiles:
(crosses himself) Driving home from work can be lots of fun
Driving down the highway when your work is done
I love to watch the bugs splat against my glass
The last thing that goes through their mind is their big fat ass
(crosses himself) Driving home from work can be lots of fun
Driving down the highway when your work is done
I love to watch the bugs splat against my glass
The last thing that goes through their mind is their big fat ass
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Tony Slattery:
I love the sound of motorways when things go splat
I look out my car window and I've run over a cat
But the the thing I really hate, the worst thing in my life
Is the stupid bastard who designed the M25
I love the sound of motorways when things go splat
I look out my car window and I've run over a cat
But the the thing I really hate, the worst thing in my life
Is the stupid bastard who designed the M25
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Stephen Frost:
I was riding my donkey, up a stony pass.
I fell off... onto the grass.
I saw a man and he helped me back on,
That's why I sing this song!
I was riding my donkey, up a stony pass.
I fell off... onto the grass.
I saw a man and he helped me back on,
That's why I sing this song!
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Colin Mochrie:
I like to ride my donkey, I ride him all day long.
He is very, very, very, very, very strong!
(grins and dances while music plays)
I like to ride my donkey, I ride him all day long.
He is very, very, very, very, very strong!
(grins and dances while music plays)
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Ryan Stiles:
I am a donkey, I love to haul the goods.
I think that's the way every donkey shoulds.
As I am hauling, never without fail,
Someone comes and pokes a pin right in my tail!
I am a donkey, I love to haul the goods.
I think that's the way every donkey shoulds.
As I am hauling, never without fail,
Someone comes and pokes a pin right in my tail!
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Tony Slattery:
I love my fluffy donkey, I like to call him Clive.
I dress him up in panties, he's the best animal alive.
I like to dress him up, in lots of frilly clothes,
And the two of us begin to star in certain videos.
I love my fluffy donkey, I like to call him Clive.
I dress him up in panties, he's the best animal alive.
I like to dress him up, in lots of frilly clothes,
And the two of us begin to star in certain videos.
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Stephen Frost:
Well, I went to my doctor and he said to me
What you need is a Va-secto-me
Gonna cut your balls of and put 'em in a jar
and then he took his hat off and went "ha ha ha ha har"
Well, I went to my doctor and he said to me
What you need is a Va-secto-me
Gonna cut your balls of and put 'em in a jar
and then he took his hat off and went "ha ha ha ha har"
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Colin Mochrie:
I fight fires in Germany, they really are the worst
I will now do German in my next verse
(sings in fake German) exploden
(sings in fake German) trampolinine
I fight fires in Germany, they really are the worst
I will now do German in my next verse
(sings in fake German) exploden
(sings in fake German) trampolinine
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Ryan Stiles:
Some people think it's really lousy job
I love the fact I work round somebody's knob
Everybody thinks it a job that really stinks
But I save all the spare parts and make out cuff-i-links
Some people think it's really lousy job
I love the fact I work round somebody's knob
Everybody thinks it a job that really stinks
But I save all the spare parts and make out cuff-i-links
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Tony Slattery:
The doctor went to work one day, he started right down there
He snipped around me tessies and around my pubic hair
For that job I am truly grateful so yes I that I do give thanks
Every time I make love, I'm always shooting blanks
The doctor went to work one day, he started right down there
He snipped around me tessies and around my pubic hair
For that job I am truly grateful so yes I that I do give thanks
Every time I make love, I'm always shooting blanks
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Josie Lawrence:
The favourite thing in my life is such a crazy dream;
I'd love to be a movie star up there on the screen.
But I'll never be a movie star, no no no no no,
'Cos I'm too busy snogging on the back row!
The favourite thing in my life is such a crazy dream;
I'd love to be a movie star up there on the screen.
But I'll never be a movie star, no no no no no,
'Cos I'm too busy snogging on the back row!
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Stephen Frost:
I love film, I could watch them all night,
I like watching them when I'm in flight,
The ones on the aeroplanes, the screens are too small,
But that's alright, don't bother me, I've only got one ball!
I love film, I could watch them all night,
I like watching them when I'm in flight,
The ones on the aeroplanes, the screens are too small,
But that's alright, don't bother me, I've only got one ball!
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Ryan Stiles:
I am the person that people want to kill
Don't really mind, to me it's kind of a thrill
I'm used to it now, to me it's nothing new,
'Cos I'm the guy who comes in and sits in front of you!
I am the person that people want to kill
Don't really mind, to me it's kind of a thrill
I'm used to it now, to me it's nothing new,
'Cos I'm the guy who comes in and sits in front of you!
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Tony Slattery:
I saw a film the other day it wasn't very good
It starred something that looked like a plank of wood
I looked a little bit closer, I must have been going insane
It wasn't a plank of wood at all - it was Michael Caine!
I saw a film the other day it wasn't very good
It starred something that looked like a plank of wood
I looked a little bit closer, I must have been going insane
It wasn't a plank of wood at all - it was Michael Caine!
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Stephen Frost:
Well I love Christmas, I wish it was every day,
I love Christmas do you hear what I say?
Sometimes I go up and sometimes I go down
Did you know there was a man called Coco the Clown?
Well I love Christmas, I wish it was every day,
I love Christmas do you hear what I say?
Sometimes I go up and sometimes I go down
Did you know there was a man called Coco the Clown?
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Colin Mochrie:
I love my Christmas I love it every year
Cause I shove food in my mouth I grin ear to ear
My cholesterol is high... (collapses)
I love my Christmas I love it every year
Cause I shove food in my mouth I grin ear to ear
My cholesterol is high... (collapses)
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Ryan Stiles:
I really love Christmas, it's better than the rest
When it comes to holiday you know it is the best
I like to celebrate I guess know how it goes
Thats why I prefer to sleep with a reindeer with a red nose!
I really love Christmas, it's better than the rest
When it comes to holiday you know it is the best
I like to celebrate I guess know how it goes
Thats why I prefer to sleep with a reindeer with a red nose!
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Tony Slattery:
I like Father Christmas you know he's a hell of a man
I try to see him once a year as often as I can
When he comes I do all the locks
And he comes down the chimney and he fills up my socks!
I like Father Christmas you know he's a hell of a man
I try to see him once a year as often as I can
When he comes I do all the locks
And he comes down the chimney and he fills up my socks!
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Josie Lawrence:
Yee-ha!
Well love is nothin' but baloney
I'd rather be with my little pony
Trekkin' on the hillside, trekkin' down the course
I love my pony, I also love my horse. (Mike: Who-hoo!)
Yee-ha!
Well love is nothin' but baloney
I'd rather be with my little pony
Trekkin' on the hillside, trekkin' down the course
I love my pony, I also love my horse. (Mike: Who-hoo!)
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Rory Bremner:
Yee-haw!
I like pony trekking on the Holiday Programme
I like drawing pictures everywhere I go and even diagrams
I like going on ponies and bashing them with bricks
It doesn't really hurt me but it makes them go much faster!
Yee-haw!
I like pony trekking on the Holiday Programme
I like drawing pictures everywhere I go and even diagrams
I like going on ponies and bashing them with bricks
It doesn't really hurt me but it makes them go much faster!
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Mike McShane:
Yeah pony roundup in the summertime!
Pony roundup in the summertime!
I take 'em left and right on path and then I take them to the osteopath
Pony roundup in the summertime!
Yeah pony roundup in the summertime!
Pony roundup in the summertime!
I take 'em left and right on path and then I take them to the osteopath
Pony roundup in the summertime!
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Tony Slattery:
I like to go a-trekkin' in the country on my pony
I'm very friendly with the critter, I say "Hello, I'm Tony!"
And then look at me, ohh look out, there's something nasty in the way:
It's not a pony dumpy, it is Mr. Anderson's toupée!
I like to go a-trekkin' in the country on my pony
I'm very friendly with the critter, I say "Hello, I'm Tony!"
And then look at me, ohh look out, there's something nasty in the way:
It's not a pony dumpy, it is Mr. Anderson's toupée!
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Greg Proops:
Oh, I'm a randy bugger, I really get around
I like to have a shag, with everyone in town
I have lots of fun, I'm as happy as can be
And that's 'cause my name is Tony Slattery!
Oh, I'm a randy bugger, I really get around
I like to have a shag, with everyone in town
I have lots of fun, I'm as happy as can be
And that's 'cause my name is Tony Slattery!
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Colin Mochrie:
I like making love, I do it every day
My girlfriend's a contortionist, we do it every way
It's really quite remarkable, the ways that she can bend
She also is a psychic, she foresaw her own end!
I like making love, I do it every day
My girlfriend's a contortionist, we do it every way
It's really quite remarkable, the ways that she can bend
She also is a psychic, she foresaw her own end!
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Ryan Stiles:
Livin' in the country, there really not much to do
I love to grab anything, and have a real good screw
I guess it's really bad, I guess it's kind of sad
But my girlfriend looks at me and says "Hey, you're not baaaad"!
Livin' in the country, there really not much to do
I love to grab anything, and have a real good screw
I guess it's really bad, I guess it's kind of sad
But my girlfriend looks at me and says "Hey, you're not baaaad"!
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Tony Slattery:
I'm a little kinky, my panties are made of fur
I like to stay in the evenings, just me and my cucumber
Then I pull my pants down and start to paint my tush
And dress up in leather and squat on Barbara Bush!
I'm a little kinky, my panties are made of fur
I like to stay in the evenings, just me and my cucumber
Then I pull my pants down and start to paint my tush
And dress up in leather and squat on Barbara Bush!
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Greg Proops
I dance underwater, I do a coral jig
I live there with my friend, a tiny inflatable pig
Wearing a rubber suit, that is my fervent wish
I scuba dive all day long so I can have sex with fish!
Tell me, boy!
I dance underwater, I do a coral jig
I live there with my friend, a tiny inflatable pig
Wearing a rubber suit, that is my fervent wish
I scuba dive all day long so I can have sex with fish!
Tell me, boy!
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Mike McShane
Three feet under, I'm in the water here
I've got my mask on, I'm feeling good oh dear
I'm nuzzling up to fishies in all the deep blue sea
I can't have enough fun, like Jacques Cousteau you see! Ha-Ha!
Three feet under, I'm in the water here
I've got my mask on, I'm feeling good oh dear
I'm nuzzling up to fishies in all the deep blue sea
I can't have enough fun, like Jacques Cousteau you see! Ha-Ha!
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Ryan Stiles
I'm not very good at swimming, I hope that I don't drown
And if I do I hope that sooner or later my body's found
I think I'm going there now, my vision's getting soft
Where the hell when you need him is David Hasselhoff?
I'm not very good at swimming, I hope that I don't drown
And if I do I hope that sooner or later my body's found
I think I'm going there now, my vision's getting soft
Where the hell when you need him is David Hasselhoff?
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Tony Slattery
I like my scuba diving kit, my pleasure never ends
As long as I don't surface quickly, then I get the bends
I get all my friends and my uncles and aunties
And the most important equipment is my waterproof panties!
I like my scuba diving kit, my pleasure never ends
As long as I don't surface quickly, then I get the bends
I get all my friends and my uncles and aunties
And the most important equipment is my waterproof panties!
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