United States of Tara Quotes

Tara: We're fully laminated.
Kate: This is why I love you the best of all the alters!
Tara: Drugs not hugs.

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Kate: Nice whale-tale.
Tara: [as 'T'] Quit hating. You wish you had all this.

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Marshall Gregson: My mom went on a trip to meet her molester; and I didn't even get a lousy t-shirt.

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Tara Gregson: Mom's going to do that thing where she holds up her arms open like she's a warm person.
Charmaine Craine: Max, could you do me a favor and hot-glue gun her lips together?

TV Show: United States of Tara