Eastwick Quotes

Daryl Van Horne: I see men, sixty, seventy years old breaking their balls to stay fit! What for? When I die, I want to be sick, not healthy.

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Daryl Van Horne: Have another cherry.

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Sukie Ridgemont: What scares me isn't how short life is, no, it's the pain, all the pain. I don't understand why there has to be any pain.

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[last lines]
Daryl Van Horne: [on video] Take it easy. We don't want the whole household in here, do we, boys? That's it. Good boys, we're gonna do just fine. Now come on, come on to daddy and gimme a big kiss. Come on, good boys, come on. Come on, come to daddy, cootchie, cootchie, cootchie, coo. [sounds of babies overlapping]
Daryl Van Horne: That's it, come on, come on. come on. [laughs, pause]
Daryl Van Horne: Aw ladies, come on.

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