The Middle. Quotes

Hal: One man's garbage is another man's anniversary present.

Movie: The Middle.
Hal: So, Dewey, I'm thinking our little [Lego]
Hal: community needs a school.
Dewey: Don't need it. Everyone's born smart.
Hal: Aww, that's beautiful, son. It's a utopia.
Dewey: And anyone stupid will be ground up for food.
Hal: Oh. A cannibal utopia. Interesting.

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Isaac Hanson: [after jumping into a pool] Look what you did to his shirt! [Torn by fans at Paramus Mall]
Isaac Hanson: It's like, an idecent killer fish!
Taylor: [In a scottish accent] They ripped my body out apart!
Isaac Hanson: They killed mah family!

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Lois: So, this morning Dewey tried to go to school in his underwear, because apparently the baby doesn't like his wardrobe.

Movie: The Middle.