The Night Before Easter Quotes
Dante: Why do I listen to you?
Riley: Because, my friend, when we're charged with saving the world from the forces of evil, you, you are going to be my sidekick, big guy!
Dante: [Scoffs]You couldn't save a kitten from a tree! Plus, superheroes need money, too.
Riley: [to Melissa, off screen]He's got a point.
Dante: Can you imagine Batman pulling that grappling shit with an overdraft?
Riley: Because, my friend, when we're charged with saving the world from the forces of evil, you, you are going to be my sidekick, big guy!
Dante: [Scoffs]You couldn't save a kitten from a tree! Plus, superheroes need money, too.
Riley: [to Melissa, off screen]He's got a point.
Dante: Can you imagine Batman pulling that grappling shit with an overdraft?
Movie: The Night Before Easter
Kyle: This whole thing tonight feels a little weird, y'know? I was trying to tell Kelly earlier about it, but, y'know, she was in her own little world.
Dante: [to Riley]What's he yammering about?
Kyle: [to Dante]You did see the news earlier, right?
Riley: [to Kyle]Dude...
Kyle: What? I know!
Dante: What? I don't watch the news.
Riley: Alex Sykes. The, uh, Easter Bunny guy.
Dante: Aw, bullshit. That never happened.
Riley: No, it happened. It was on a night... Just like tonight.
Dante: Put a sock in it.
Kyle: You do know what he did, don't you?
Riley: Yeah, yeah, he escaped this morning. He's like a Houdini of serial killers.
Dante: Now he's watching and waiting, yeah, yeah. What are the odds he'll show up here, anyway?
Kyle: Dude, it was all over the news!
Dante: If you two are afraid that some sad sack in a bunny costume is gonna come here and kill us all, why'd you even come?
Riley: Free drinks?
Dante: [to Riley]What's he yammering about?
Kyle: [to Dante]You did see the news earlier, right?
Riley: [to Kyle]Dude...
Kyle: What? I know!
Dante: What? I don't watch the news.
Riley: Alex Sykes. The, uh, Easter Bunny guy.
Dante: Aw, bullshit. That never happened.
Riley: No, it happened. It was on a night... Just like tonight.
Dante: Put a sock in it.
Kyle: You do know what he did, don't you?
Riley: Yeah, yeah, he escaped this morning. He's like a Houdini of serial killers.
Dante: Now he's watching and waiting, yeah, yeah. What are the odds he'll show up here, anyway?
Kyle: Dude, it was all over the news!
Dante: If you two are afraid that some sad sack in a bunny costume is gonna come here and kill us all, why'd you even come?
Riley: Free drinks?
Movie: The Night Before Easter
Melissa: Would you shut the FUCK UP, Danty?
Dante: [Dante, bewildered, to Riley]She called me 'Danty,' it's Dante!
Melissa: Like it fucking matters!
Dante: [Dante, bewildered, to Riley]She called me 'Danty,' it's Dante!
Melissa: Like it fucking matters!
Movie: The Night Before Easter