Obvious Child Quotes

Donna Stern: I remember seeing a condom; I just don't know exactly what it did.

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Nellie: You're dizzy because you played Russian roulette with your vagina.

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Donna Stern: I did the first scream for screaming, and then the second scream I had from scaring myself from the first scream.

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Nellie: The whole thing literally takes like five minutes.
Joey: That's amazing. You don't even have to clear your schedge.
Nellie: No, you still need the whole day because they talk to you for a while.
Joey: Well, you don't have to clear your schedge, 'cause there's nothing on it.

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Max: She lit a fire in my belly.
Donna Stern: Oh! Okay. Well, that's called diarrhea.

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Donna Stern: It's like the one place where I can go and wear my diaper and feel that I fit in.

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Nellie: You are gonna *kill* it out there.
Donna Stern: I actually have an appointment to do that tomorrow.

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