Tammy Quotes
Tammy: That's not chicken. I don't know what it is, but it's not bird.
Keith Morgan: I can promise you that's 110 bird.
Tammy: Bird doesn't come out of a squeezy tube!
Keith Morgan: I can promise you that's 110 bird.
Tammy: Bird doesn't come out of a squeezy tube!
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Keith Morgan: Tammy, do you know how I got to where I am?
Tammy: Sucking dick and kissing ass?
Tammy: Sucking dick and kissing ass?
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Pearl: I watched Neil Armstrong walk on the moon.
Tammy: On his bike?
Pearl: That's Lance.
Tammy: It's - I don't care which brother it is.
Tammy: On his bike?
Pearl: That's Lance.
Tammy: It's - I don't care which brother it is.
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Tammy: [angrily]I do blame you. I blame you for shoving me out of a hotel room last night and letting me sleep outside like a dog. I blame you 'cause you're already on your second bloody Mary. It's not even 10: 00 A.M.
Pearl: This is vegetables.
Tammy: [voice breaks]I blame you for packing up your shit and making me come home from school when I was ten years old and finding an empty fucking room. That's what I blame you for. You know how shitty that was for a little kid? You left me all alone.
Pearl: Well, you weren't alone. Your parents were there.
Tammy: It's not the same thing. You were my best friend and you just left me. I'm probably gonna need a tetanus shot 'cause I got nipped by a raccoon last night.
Pearl: This is vegetables.
Tammy: [voice breaks]I blame you for packing up your shit and making me come home from school when I was ten years old and finding an empty fucking room. That's what I blame you for. You know how shitty that was for a little kid? You left me all alone.
Pearl: Well, you weren't alone. Your parents were there.
Tammy: It's not the same thing. You were my best friend and you just left me. I'm probably gonna need a tetanus shot 'cause I got nipped by a raccoon last night.
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Tammy: And I'm suing you, bitch!
Missi: For what?
Tammy: You... for being an asshole! That's what I'm suing you for.
Missi: For what?
Tammy: You... for being an asshole! That's what I'm suing you for.
Movie: Tammy