The Night Before Easter Quote

Kyle: This whole thing tonight feels a little weird, y'know? I was trying to tell Kelly earlier about it, but, y'know, she was in her own little world.
Dante: [to Riley]What's he yammering about?
Kyle: [to Dante]You did see the news earlier, right?
Riley: [to Kyle]Dude...
Kyle: What? I know!
Dante: What? I don't watch the news.
Riley: Alex Sykes. The, uh, Easter Bunny guy.
Dante: Aw, bullshit. That never happened.
Riley: No, it happened. It was on a night... Just like tonight.
Dante: Put a sock in it.
Kyle: You do know what he did, don't you?
Riley: Yeah, yeah, he escaped this morning. He's like a Houdini of serial killers.
Dante: Now he's watching and waiting, yeah, yeah. What are the odds he'll show up here, anyway?
Kyle: Dude, it was all over the news!
Dante: If you two are afraid that some sad sack in a bunny costume is gonna come here and kill us all, why'd you even come?
Riley: Free drinks?

Movie: The Night Before Easter

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