For Better or for Worse Quotes

John Patterson: How's our mournful musician?
Ellie Patterson: He's still up there.
John Patterson: I already tried my A-Material on him. "Stiff Upper Lip" "Plenty of fish in the sea."
Ellie Patterson: Well, What did you do when you got dumped?
John Patterson: Who says I was ever dumped? [Ellie looks at John disaprovingly]
John Patterson: Well, I guess I did stuff. Played with my model trains. Excuse me for a second. [Opening kitchen door. Singsong]
John Patterson: Michael shove a sock in it.
Ellie Patterson: It's good for a boy to get. He hasn't done anything for days.
John Patterson: [Looking proud]

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Michael Patterson: So... good old Jennings strikes again.
Lawrence Poirier: What a bummer! What gives him the right to cancel the Valentine's Day dance?
Martha McRae: [sarcastically] Gee, I don't know! It might have been the "slight disturbance" last year?
Michael Patterson: Oh, right! Like Jennings never emptied a fire extinguisher in the girls' washroom! [Michael, Lawrence and Gordon high-five]

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Valerie: Is this what you like? Is this daring?

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