The Adventures of Shirley Holmes Quotes
Alicia Gianelli: Come on, Bart. Spill!
Parker: Yeah, what's up?
Bartholomew 'Bart' James: All right, if you insist. It's a poltergeist.
Alicia Gianelli: What?
Parker: Do you mean you rented the movie?
Bartholomew 'Bart' James: No! I mean I have my very own poltergeist.
Alicia Gianelli: Stink's going to be sorry he missed this one.
Shirley Holmes: You're serious?
Bartholomew 'Bart' James: Dead! I've got the whole shebang - moving objects, strange noises... textbook poltergeist behavior.
Bo Sawchuk: Bart, you need to get out more.
Bartholomew 'Bart' James: Be there or be square.
Parker: Yeah, what's up?
Bartholomew 'Bart' James: All right, if you insist. It's a poltergeist.
Alicia Gianelli: What?
Parker: Do you mean you rented the movie?
Bartholomew 'Bart' James: No! I mean I have my very own poltergeist.
Alicia Gianelli: Stink's going to be sorry he missed this one.
Shirley Holmes: You're serious?
Bartholomew 'Bart' James: Dead! I've got the whole shebang - moving objects, strange noises... textbook poltergeist behavior.
Bo Sawchuk: Bart, you need to get out more.
Bartholomew 'Bart' James: Be there or be square.
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Francis Boris 'Bo' Sawchuk: What are you doing here?
Shirley Holmes: Simple deduction after I noticed the smell of horse dung on your shirt.
Francis Boris 'Bo' Sawchuk: What shirt?
Shirley Holmes: The one in your locker.
Francis Boris 'Bo' Sawchuk: You broke into my locker!
Shirley Holmes: Yeaaah.
Shirley Holmes: Simple deduction after I noticed the smell of horse dung on your shirt.
Francis Boris 'Bo' Sawchuk: What shirt?
Shirley Holmes: The one in your locker.
Francis Boris 'Bo' Sawchuk: You broke into my locker!
Shirley Holmes: Yeaaah.
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Peggy Holmes: Wicca, which we think of as witchcraft, is very ancient wisdom. Many of these herbs found in witches' brews are still used today - only we call them medicine. [Shirley flips through the pages of a book about Wicca]
Shirley Holmes: There's a swastika!
Peggy Holmes: Oh, long before it was a swastika, it was a rune - a very powerful symbol of magic.
Shirley Holmes: So there really is such a thing as sorcery?
Peggy Holmes: Symbolism and ritual are forces not to be taken lightly. Consider how feared the swastika became at the hands of the Nazis. Some call it sorcery; some call it psychology.
Shirley Holmes: There's a swastika!
Peggy Holmes: Oh, long before it was a swastika, it was a rune - a very powerful symbol of magic.
Shirley Holmes: So there really is such a thing as sorcery?
Peggy Holmes: Symbolism and ritual are forces not to be taken lightly. Consider how feared the swastika became at the hands of the Nazis. Some call it sorcery; some call it psychology.
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Robert Holmes: I'm just trying to do the right thing. It's just... You must hate me. [Shirley rubs her father's shoulders, then plays with his hair]
Shirley Holmes: I'm giving you monster hair.
Robert Holmes: You are, are you? What do we do when we see the monster?
Shirley Holmes: We shine a flashlight on him.
Robert Holmes: And then what happens?
Shirley Holmes: We scare him and he doesn't scare us.
Robert Holmes: He doesn't scare us, does he?
Shirley Holmes: No.
Shirley Holmes: I'm giving you monster hair.
Robert Holmes: You are, are you? What do we do when we see the monster?
Shirley Holmes: We shine a flashlight on him.
Robert Holmes: And then what happens?
Shirley Holmes: We scare him and he doesn't scare us.
Robert Holmes: He doesn't scare us, does he?
Shirley Holmes: No.
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Shirley Holmes: This arrow points west. It's my guess whoever made that footprint made it for us to follow.
Bartholomew 'Bart' James: This doesn't add up. First, he scared Parker half to death and now he leaves directions like he's trying to help us.
Shirley Holmes: Or trick us.
Bartholomew 'Bart' James: This doesn't add up. First, he scared Parker half to death and now he leaves directions like he's trying to help us.
Shirley Holmes: Or trick us.
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[first lines]
Shirley Holmes: Roll over. Please roll over. Roll over. Roll over. Please roll over. Come on. Come on. Roll over. [Shirley gives Watson, her basset hound, a treat, which he promptly eats and then ignores her]
Shirley Holmes: Cheater.
Shirley Holmes: Roll over. Please roll over. Roll over. Roll over. Please roll over. Come on. Come on. Roll over. [Shirley gives Watson, her basset hound, a treat, which he promptly eats and then ignores her]
Shirley Holmes: Cheater.
Movie: The Adventures of Shirley Holmes