The Substitute Quotes

Head Coach Bill Braden: So, if you need anything, like tickets just let me know.
Karl Thomasson: Oh, don't worry, Coach. I know this is going to be a memorable season.

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Joey: It's too bad we had to **** up the school. I feel bad for the kids tomorrow.

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Thad: We still gotta do something about that teacher. Get her off our backs.
Bo Robinson: Yeah you're right.
Jeremy: What do you do when someones standing between you and the end-zone? You chop block his ass into next week! Send him home on a stretcher!

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[Claude Rolle tells Shale about how the drugs are shipped to the school via bus]
Shale: And they said busing would never work.

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