Everyone Says I Love You Quotes

Bob Dandridge: It's like Noel Coward... with hockey!

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Bob: How did I end up with a kid on the other end of the political spectrum? How did I fail? Steffi, get me a copy of my will... and an eraser.

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Joe: I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.

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Joe: There was a moment there when I stroked when I should have hickeyed.

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Steffi: You always pick the wrong women.
Joe: Hey, I picked you.
Steffi: Yeah, I know, we got divorced.
Joe: 'Cause you were impossible to live with.
Steffi: I was impossible to live with, I love this. You couldn't figure out whether you wanted to be a psychoanalyst or a writer!
Joe: So I compromised, I became a writer and a patient.

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