Taps Quotes

David Shawn: Brian, Dungeons and Dragons game tonight?
Brian Moreland: Can't. [David flips Alex the finger]
Alex Dwyer: Have a good day.

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General Harlan Bache: [Bache is talking with Moreland and the outgoing Cadet Major, on the occassion of Moreland's ascendancy to the same rank for the next class] Honor. Burglar-proof, fool-proof, weather-proof, one hundred-proof.

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Nigel Tufnel: You can't really dust for vomit.

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[last lines]
Nigel Tufnel: [on what he would do if he couldn't be a rock star] Well, I suppose I could, uh, work in a shop of some kind, or... or do, uh, freelance, uh, selling of some sort of, uh, product. You know...
Marty DiBergi: A salesman?
Nigel Tufnel: A salesman, like maybe in a, uh, haberdasher, or maybe like a, uh, um... a chapeau shop or something. You know, like, Would you... what size do you wear, sir? And then you answer me.
Marty DiBergi: Uh... seven and a quarter.
Nigel Tufnel: I think we have that. See, something like that I could do.
Marty DiBergi: Yeah... you think you'd be happy doing something like-...
Nigel Tufnel: No; we're all out. Do you wear black? See, that sort of thing I think I could probably... muster up.
Marty DiBergi: Do you think you'd be happy doing that?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, I don't know - wh-wh-... what're the hours?

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[while playing a video game]
Viv Savage: Quite exciting, this computer magic!

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