Shock Treatment Quotes

Betty Hapschatt: What's happening here? Janet's on The Breakfast Show, Brad's committed to a nowhere series, and we've been...
Judge Oliver Wright: Written out?

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Emily Weiss: (about Brad Majors) Thank God he was born an orphan. It would have killed his parents. And thank goodness he didn't end up like that Slibstrini boy.
Harry Weiss: What are you talking about? Danny Slibstrini's a chip of the old block. Why, I played 18 holes of golf with his father just last week and Hank says that Danny's moved to New York to better himself.
Emily Weiss: He moved all right. And they found him in the back of Wilson's bakery, naked, with fifteen other men.
Janet Majors: (with a look of confirmation) Mexicans.
Harry Weiss: (Looks disguted) I'm gonna catch up on a few jobs that need doing outside. (Storms out, slamming the door.)
Announcer: We return to dentonvale after this important message.
Emily Weiss: You shouldn't have said that.
Janet Majors: But why?
Emily Weiss: Your father doesn't like Mexicans.

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Farley Flavors: [in song] You've lost your heart!
Brad Majors: You lost your cause.
Farley Flavors: You lost your baby when you lost your balls/You lost your mind when you lost your grip, so say bye-bye!
Brad Majors: We lost our home/Our family/You lost compassion, now you're losin' me...
Farley Flavors: Well, the best thing you could ever do is die!

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Nation: This could be worse than the old series.
Cosmo: In the old series, we never had a convertible. [flashes the keys]

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Ralph Hapschatt: [Making an introduction on TV] Ladies and gentlemen: Denton's own, America's pride, the world's example: Janet, the sensation of the planet.

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