Open All Hours Quotes

Arkwright: I hate that scrunching sound errand boys make when you have to stand on them.

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Arkwright: You look all sinister and Hungarian.
Granville: Hungarians don't look like this.
Arkwright: Badly-dressed Hungarians do.
Granville: I look like an idiot.
Arkwright: Yes.

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Arkwright: Well done! And you certainly have been.

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Nurse Gladys Emmanuel: What are your meringues like?
Arkwright: I'm not telling you till after we're married.

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Nurse Gladys Emmanuel: My God! There's nothing frightens you more than a furtive grocer.

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Nurse Gladys Emmanuel: She has a face like a fit.
Arkwright: Aye, but what it would fit, I'll never know. It is like her facial muscles don't know the meaning of the word teamwork.

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