Talladega Nights - The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Quotes

Ricky Bobby: Where are you Pepe Le *****?

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Ricky Bobby: [extending middle finger] Losing is never fun, but here's a little something to keep your spirits up. It's real nice, I got it at Target. It was on sale.

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Larry Dennit, Jr.: That little obscene gesture is going to cost us a bundle.

Ricky Bobby: With all due respect, I didn't realize you'd gotten experimental surgery to get your balls removed.

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Jean Girard: Aaaaah, Ricky Bobby! Now we shall dance. And yes, it will be a slow jam.

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Ricky Bobby: I'm going fast again!

Cal Naughton, Jr.: How fast is he going?

Lucius Washington: 26 miles per hour.

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Ricky Bobby: Hey! It's me, America!

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Cal Naughton, Jr.: Shake and bake!

Ricky Bobby: What does that do? Does that blow your mind? That just happened!

Jean Girard: Is that a catchphrase or epilepsy?

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[repeated line]

Ricky Bobby, Cal Naughton, Jr.: Shake and bake!

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Ricky Bobby: Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.

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Ricky Bobby: [after a girl flashes him] Please be 18.

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Larry Dennit, Jr.: That little obscene gesture is going to cost us a bundle.

Ricky Bobby: With all due respect, I didn't realize you'd gotten experimental surgery to get your balls removed.

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Jean Girard: Aaaaah, Ricky Bobby! Now we shall dance. And yes, it will be a slow jam.

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Ricky Bobby: [while people try to restrain him] Get back, I'll windmill ya.

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Ricky Bobby: Holy moly, that's like lookin' up Yasmine Bleeth's skirt!

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[after crashing Ricky Bobby, and Starts to speed to the Finish Line]

Jamie McMurray: See You! Wouldn't wanna be You!

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Ricky Bobby: I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence!

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[after crashing Ricky Bobby, and Starts to speed to the Finish Line]

Jamie McMurray: See You! Wouldn't wanna be You!

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Cal Naughton, Jr.: I had a dream where Jesus was a dirty old bum, and I was about to sock him in the face because, well he's a dirty old bum, but then I thought, there's something special about him...

Ricky Bobby: Because it was Jesus, right...

Cal Naughton, Jr.: Yeah...

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Ricky Bobby: I've sent in my application to the Real World. So I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting A LOT of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I'm also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, "hey, what's up guys? Want some crack?" I'm just waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out.

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Ricky Bobby: Yep, flying through the air this is not good.

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Ricky Bobby: Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and i piss excellence.

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Ricky Bobby: Nobody plays jazz at the Pit Stop!

Jean Girard: Then why is the song on the jukebox?

Bartender: We use it for profiling purposes. We also have the Pet Shop Boys and Seal.

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Cal Naughton, Jr.: Hey, when you have the stereo and TV on, how do you change the volume on the stereo?

Ricky Bobby: Why do you have the stereo on while you're watching TV?

Cal Naughton, Jr.: 'Cause I like to party.

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[first lines]

Reese Bobby: [Reese is speeding] Guess how fast were going now.

Lucy Bobby: [screams] I don't care, I'm having a baby!

Reese Bobby: Hundred and five miles an hour, you believe that?

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Reese Bobby: [First lines in the movie and Reese is speeding] Guess how fast were going now.

Lucy Bobby: [screams] I don't care, I'm having a baby!

Reese Bobby: Hundred and five miles an hour, you believe that?

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Reese Bobby: Now, you show me the DNA test and then maybe I'll, uh... I'll say hello to these swamp rats.

Frank: [from the house next door] You people shut the hell up! I got a wife in an oxygen tent tryin' to sleep!

Reese Bobby: You better shut the hell up or I'll come over there and rip a hole in that tent!

Lucy Bobby: Yeah, shut up, Frank!

Walker: Go shave your balls, you dusty old fart!

Reese Bobby: Okay, I guess they are my grandkids.

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Jarvis: Cal, Ricky's passing you.

Cal Naughton, Jr.: Do you think Ricky is passing me in my subconscious?

Jarvis: No, he's actually passing you. That's happening right now.

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Reese Bobby: Now, you show me the DNA test and then maybe I'll, uh... I'll say hello to these swamp rats.

Frank: You people shut the hell up! I got a wife in an oxygen tent tryin' to sleep!

Reese Bobby: You better shut the hell up or I'll come over there and rip a hole in that tent!

Lucy Bobby: Yeah, shut up, Frank!

Walker: Go shave your balls, you dusty old fart!

Walker: Okay, I guess they are my grandkids.

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Frank: Will you people shut the hell up! I've got my wife trying to sleep in an oxygen tent over here!

Reese Bobby: If you don't shut up I'm going to come rip a hole in that tent!

Texas Ranger: Go shave your balls, you dusty old fart!

Lucy Bobby: Yeah, Frank, SHUT UP!

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Reese Bobby: [When introduced to his grandsons for the first time... ever] I'm gonna need a DNA test before I recognize them as my grand kids

Reese Bobby: [Moments after recieving a barrage of insults from Texas Ranger] Okay... They're my grandkids

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