Christopher Brennan Saves the World Quotes

Brett: Yo, Chris, it's Brett. Hey, I got good news and I got bad news. So I pitched that idea to our coach - you know, the one about you being our team psychiatrist and all - well, he really digs it, man. Because real teams really have that. They really have, like, psychiatrists that meet with the players and help them keep their heads straight and stuff.
Christopher Brennan: Okay.
Brett: Well, here's the thing, here's the bad news. The team just lost a heartbreaker, so there's gonna be about sixty guys coming through the drive-thru tomorrow night.

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Christopher Brennan: To the wedding lady, you are very vulnerable right now. You need to talk to your fiancé. You need to go on a dating sabbatical. If you hook up with another man right now, you will be left with a sexual hangover that will leave you depressed and angry.

Movie: Christopher Brennan Saves the World