Spin City Quotes

Carter: I have to drop Rags off at Doggie Day-Care.
Mike: Doggie Day-Care? Remind me not to give you a raise.

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Janelle: [Watching TV. Nikki comes in and takes the remote] Hey, what are you doing?
Nikki: Watching Paul on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" He's up to the $500,000 question.
Janelle: Well, I want to make sure the well doesn't collapse on the Mayor.
Nikki: Janelle, even if it does, you know they'll interrupt "Millionaire.
Janelle: ...That's true. [Changes the channel]

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Regis Philbin: [After Paul is up to $500,000] Paul, you're on fire! What is your secret?
Paul: I'M GUESSING!

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Janelle: [Paul is trying to decide on answering the $1 million question] Come on, Paul, say something!
Nikki: Just take the money. I'll learn to love you.

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Mike: And remember, don't anybody tell Paul about this 'cause he's got a big mouth!
Paul: Who has a big mouth? Tell me! I wanna know! I wanna tell other people!

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Dr. Peterson: Mike, are you angry at me, or are you angry at your penis?
Mike: Is that the only class you took in training school?

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Mike: If you take the fall, then the whole staff goes down with you. This way, only one person gets hurt.
Mayor Winston: But why can't that person be Paul?

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Mike: Make sure this Tony guy doesn't think you're still dating him.
Nikki: Fine, I will die alone with 17 cats.

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Caitlin: What's your excuse?
Charlie: I have an excuse, but it's really not the time right now.
Caitlin: Yes it is.
Charlie: Well, I flew with air Sweden yesterday.
Caitlin: Oh, don't tell me, you met some fancy stewardess and ended up going to her hotel.
Charlie: ...
Caitlin: Oh my god.

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Charlie: Stuart, says here you're with the war against pornography.
Stuart: You're reading that wrong, it's the war against the war against pornography.
Charlie: I thought that was a typo.

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Caitlin: Do you remember anything about this woman?
Charlie: Ehr...
Caitlin: You pig!
Charlie: Wait, something's coming.

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Carter: Stuart, Rags was swept to the street last day and accidentally taken to the pound.
Stuart: He was found without a leash and than committed a G&B.
Carter: ...
Stuart: Growl and Bite.
Carter: Come on, you're in charge of this, make a call and set him released.
Stuart: Can't do that Carter, if I release Rags we have to release that Poodle we napped for a DNR.
Carter: ...
Stuart: Dump -N- Run.

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Stuart: Hey Paul, nice suit.... wait a minute, today's the Bagel.
Charlie: What's the Bagel?
Stuart: Every year when Paul asks the mayor for a raise he gives him... the bagel.
Carter: [Walks in] Hey Paul, hey today's the bagel.

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Stuart: How are we going to find a gay guy in here.
Caitlin: Let me do it, I'll just give him the look, if he doesn't return it, he's gay.
Caitlin: [Gives look to guy, guy looks away] Excuse me, you're gay right?
Guy: No.
Caitlin: Excuse me, but you are.
[Guy walks away]
Caitlin: 'Couple years of therapy, he'll find it out.

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