Spaceballs - The Animated Series Quotes
Major Bleephole: We have been sucked into the galaxy of bad gas. [everyone screams as the boat rocks to and fro]
President Skroob: [addressing the camera] Lucky for you this isn't smell-o-vision
President Skroob: [addressing the camera] Lucky for you this isn't smell-o-vision
Movie: Spaceballs - The Animated Series
Vinnie: I highly recommend you pay me protection money, Lone Starr.
Lone Starr: Protection? Protection from who?
Vinnie: Protection from me.
Lone Starr: [chuckles] I don't need protection from you.
Vinnie: Oh, yes you do. When I get angry, I break heads. And when people don't cooperate with my extortion...
Lone Starr: You get angry?
Vinnie: No. When people don't cooperate with my extortion I get depressed.
Lone Starr: I see... and, and when you get depressed, you get angry?
Vinnie: No. When I get depressed, I get hungry.
Lone Starr: And when you get hungry you get angry?
Vinnie: Shut it, Dr. Phil, whould ya? When I get hungry, I start eating and when I start eating I get fat. And when I get fat...
Lone Starr: Then you get angry?
Vinnie: No, then my doctor gets angry. Because he's already told me a thousand times my cholesterol is too high. And when my doctor gets angry, that's when I get angry. I don't like disappointing him. So just pay me a million starbucks.
Lone Starr: Protection? Protection from who?
Vinnie: Protection from me.
Lone Starr: [chuckles] I don't need protection from you.
Vinnie: Oh, yes you do. When I get angry, I break heads. And when people don't cooperate with my extortion...
Lone Starr: You get angry?
Vinnie: No. When people don't cooperate with my extortion I get depressed.
Lone Starr: I see... and, and when you get depressed, you get angry?
Vinnie: No. When I get depressed, I get hungry.
Lone Starr: And when you get hungry you get angry?
Vinnie: Shut it, Dr. Phil, whould ya? When I get hungry, I start eating and when I start eating I get fat. And when I get fat...
Lone Starr: Then you get angry?
Vinnie: No, then my doctor gets angry. Because he's already told me a thousand times my cholesterol is too high. And when my doctor gets angry, that's when I get angry. I don't like disappointing him. So just pay me a million starbucks.
Movie: Spaceballs - The Animated Series
Dark Helmet: Not so fast, Lone Starr and... and gypsy girl?
Barf: Not gypsy, pirate!
Dark Helmet: Oh? What's your name, Pirate girl?
Barf: Black Barf.
Dark Helmet: Sound like what happened after I ate too much lickorice.
Barf: Not gypsy, pirate!
Dark Helmet: Oh? What's your name, Pirate girl?
Barf: Black Barf.
Dark Helmet: Sound like what happened after I ate too much lickorice.
Movie: Spaceballs - The Animated Series
Lone Starr: Scroob!
President Skroob: Yes, when only first rate villainy will do.
President Skroob: Yes, when only first rate villainy will do.
Movie: Spaceballs - The Animated Series
President Skroob: Prepair our contamination suits. Make sure yours is very tight. So no disease can get in. I want to see every... curve...
Commanderette Zirco: Very well, sir.
Commanderette Zirco: Very well, sir.
Movie: Spaceballs - The Animated Series
Skroob: From now on, you shall be known as... Dark Helmet.
Dark Helmet: [heavy breathing] Thank you master. I will never take this helmet off. Never.
Dark Helmet: [heavy breathing] Thank you master. I will never take this helmet off. Never.
Movie: Spaceballs - The Animated Series