In Bruges Quotes

Ken : Coming up?
Ray : What's up there?
Ken : The view.
Ray : The view of what? The view of down here? I can see that down here.
Ken : Ray, you are about the worst tourist in the whole world.
Ray : Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't.

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Ken : Your girlfriend's very pretty.
Jimmy : She's ain't my girlfriend. She's a prostitute I just picked up.
Ken : I was not aware that there were any prostitutes in Bruges.
Jimmy : You just have to look in the right places... brothels are good.
Ken : Well, you've picked up a very pretty prostitute.
Jimmy : Thank you.

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Ray : What are they doing over there? They're filming something. They're filming midgets!
Ken : Ray... [ Ray runs off and watches Jimmy being instructed by the director, who Jimmy flicks off as soon as he leaves ]
Ken : Ray, come on. Let's go.
Ray : My arse let's go. They're filming midgets.

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Ken : Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.
Harry : [ furious ] Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!
Ken : I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.
Harry : Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate!
Ken : I retracted it, didn't I?

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Ray : Murder, father.
Priest : Why did you murder someone, Raymond?
Ray : For money, father.
Priest : For money? You murdered someone for money?
Ray : Yes, father. Not out of anger. Not out of nothing. For money.
Priest : Who did you murder for money, Raymond?
Ray : You, father.
Priest : I'm sorry?
Ray : I said you, father. What are you, deaf? [ Ray raises pistol ]
Ray : Harry Waters says hello.

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Ray : I'm not being funny. We can't stay here.
Ken : We have to stay here until he rings.
Ray : Well what if he doesn't ring for two weeks?
Ken : Then we stay here for two weeks.
Ray : For two weeks? In fucking Bruges? In a room like this? With you? No way.

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Ray : Maybe that's what hell is, the entire rest of eternity spent in fucking Bruges.

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[ last lines ]
Ray : There's a Christmas tree somewhere in London with a bunch of presents underneath it that'll never be opened. And I thought, if I survive all of this, I'd go to that house, apologize to the mother there, and accept whatever punishment she chose for me. Prison... death... didn't matter. Because at least in prison and at least in death, you know, I wouldn't be in fuckin' Bruges. But then, like a flash, it came to me. And I realized, fuck man, maybe that's what hell is: the entire rest of eternity spent in fuckin' Bruges. And I really really hoped I wouldn't die. I really really hoped I wouldn't die.

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Ray : A bottle! Don't bother.

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Natalie : [ Harry gets angry and is destroying the phone, his wife approach him, saying: ] Harry. Harry! It's a inanimate fucking object!
Harry : [ to wife ] You're an inanimate fuckin' object!

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Ray : Back off, shorty!
Jimmy : You don't know karate! [ Ray karate chops Jimmy's neck ]

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Ray : One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal.

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Ray : Why didn't you wave hello to me today when I waved hello to you today?
Jimmy : I was on a very strong horse tranquilizer today; Wasn't waving hello to anybody. Except... maybe to a horse.
Ray : Huh? What are you talking about?
Jimmy : Just horseshit.
Ray : You from America?
Jimmy : Yeah. Don't hold it against me.
Ray : Well, that's for me to decide, isn't it?
Ray : [ to Denise ] You from America too?
Denise : No, I'm from Amsterdam.
Ray : Amsterdam! Amsterdam's just a lot of bloody prostitutes, isn't it?
Denise : Yes, that's why I came to Bruges. Been trying to get a better price for my pussy here.
Ray : Huh? [ pause ]
Ray : You two are weird. Would you like some cocaine?

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Harry : [ to Yuri ] An Uzi? I'm not from South Central Los Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten year olds in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.

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Ken : We shall strike a balance between culture and fun.
Ray : Somehow I believe, Ken, that the balance shall tip in the favor of culture, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw opposite... a dwarf.

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Ray : [ beating a tourist that he believes to be American ] That's for John Lennon, you Yankee fuckin' cunt!

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Ken : I'm sorry about the message last night. The man who left it is a bit of a... well, he's a bit of a...
Marie : Cock?
Ken : Yes, a bit of a cock.

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Harry : [ about Ray ] So he's having a really nice time?
Ken : Well, I'm having a really nice time. I'm not sure it's really his cup of tea.
Harry : [ after a long pause ] What?
Ken : You know, I'm not sure it's really his thing.
Harry : What do you mean it's not really his thing? What's that supposed to mean? It's not really his thing. What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Ken : Nothing, Harry.
Harry : It's a fairytale town, isn't it? How's a fairytale town not somebody's fucking thing?

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Harry : Not only have you refused to kill the boy, you even stopped the boy from killing himself, which would've solved my problem, which would've solved your problem, which sounds like it would've solved the boy's problem.
Ken : It wouldn't have solved his problem.
Harry : Ken, if I had killed a little kid, accidentally or otherwise, I wouldn't have thought twice. I'd killed myself on the fucking spot. On the fucking spot. I would've stuck the gun in me mouth. On the fucking spot!

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Priest : [ after having been shot ] The little boy...

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Eirik : I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say.
Harry : Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault.
Eirik : What?
Harry : I mean basically if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks and you allow your gun to be taken off you and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah really it's all your fault for being such a poof, so why don't you stop wingeing and cheer the fuck up.
Yuri : Eirek - I really wouldn't respond.
Eirik : I thought you wanted the guy dead?
Harry : I do want the guy dead, I want him fucking crucified but it don't change the fact that he stitched you up like a blind little gay boy, does it?

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Ray : Jesus, Ken, I'm trying to talk about...
Ken : I know what you're trying to talk about.
Ray : I killed a little boy. You keep bringing up the fucking lollipop man.
Ken : You didn't mean to kill a little boy.
Ray : I know I didn't mean to... but because of the choices I made, and the course that I put into action, that little boy isn't here anymore, and he'll never be here again. [ pause ]
Ray : I mean here in the world, not here in Belgium. Well he'll never be here in Belgium either, will he? I mean, he might've wanted to come here when he got older. Don't know why. And that's all because of me. He's dead because of me. And I'm trying to... been trying to get me head around it, but I can't. I will have always have killed that little boy. That ain't ever going away. Ever. Unless... maybe I go away.
Ken : Don't even think like that.

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Policeman : [ to Ray, who is trying to escape from Bruges on the train ] Are you Irish?
Ray : Yea.
Policeman : What is your name?
Ray : Er-Derek Fer... ler.
Policeman : You eet the Canadian.
Ray : What?
Policeman : You eet the Canadian.
Ray : I eat the Canadian? I don't know what you're talking about. [ the policeman motions down the compartment toward more policemen and the two Canadian tourists whom Ray beat up earlier ]
Canadian Guy : That's the motherfucker!
Policeman : Come along. We are taking you back to Bruges.
Ray : Brilliant.

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Eirik : I can't see! I can't see!
Ray : Of course you can't see! I just a shot a blank in your fucking eye!

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Ray : A lot of midgets tend to kill themselves. A disproportionate amount, actually. Hervé Villechaize off of Fantasy Island. I think somebody from the Time Bandits did. I suppose they must get really sad about like... being really little and that... people looking at them, laughing at them, calling them names. You know, "short arse". There's another famous midget. I miss him but I can't remember. It's not the R2D2 man; no, he's still going. I hope your midget doesn't kill himself. Your dream sequence will be fucked.
Chloë : He doesn't like being called a midget. He prefers dwarf.
Ray : This is exactly my point! People going around calling you a midget when you want to be called a dwarf. Of course you're going to blow your head off.

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Ken : You from the States?
Jimmy : Yeah. But don't hold it against me.
Ken : I'll try not to... Just try not to say anything too loud or crass.

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Chloë : So what do you do, Raymond?
Ray : I... shoot people for money.
Chloë : [ smiling ] What kinds of people?
Ray : Priests, children... you know, the usual.
Chloë : Is there a lot of money to be made in that business?
Ray : There is for priests. There isn't for children. So what is it you do, Chloë?
Chloë : I sell cocaine and heroin to Belgian film crews.
Ray : Do you?
Chloë : Do I look like I do?
Ray : You do, actually. Do I... look like I shoot people?
Chloë : No. Just children.

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[ Jimmy shows up wearing a ridiculous costume ]
Jimmy : It's for the goddamn movie.

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Chloë : There's never been a classic movie made in Bruges until now.
Ray : Of course there hasn't. It's a shithole.
Chloë : Bruges is my home town, Ray.
Ray : Well, it's still a shithole.
Chloë : It's not a shithole!
Ray : What? Even midgets have to take drugs to stick it.
Chloë : Okay. So, you've insulted my home town. You were doing really well, Raymond. Why don't you tell me some Belgium jokes while you're at it?
Ray : Don't know any Belgium jokes, and if I did I think I'd have the good sense not to... hang on. Is Belgium with all those child abuse murders lately? I do know a Belgium joke. What's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids. [ Ray sees Chloë's shocked expression ]
Ray : What?
Chloë : One of the girls they murdered was a friend of mine.
Ray : [ after a long pause, feeling bad ] I'm sorry, Chloë.
Chloë : One of the girls they murdered wasn't a friend of mine. I just wanted to make you feel bad. And it worked! Quite well.

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Canadian Guy : Fucking unbelievable.
Ray : What's fucking unbelievable?
Canadian Guy : Are you talking to me?
Ray : [ to himself ] He pauses, even though he should just hit the cunt, and he repeats [ to the Canadian ]
Ray : Yes, I am talking to you. What's fucking unbelievable?
Canadian Guy : Well, I'll tell you what's fucking unbelievable, shall I? Blowing cigarette smoke straight into myself and my girlfriend's face. That's fucking unbelievable.
Ray : This is the smoking section.
Canadian Guy : I don't care if it's the smoking section!

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