I Love Money Quotes

Whiteboy: [Brandi is doing ten push-ups and then sprains her ankle soon after] This girl is suppose to be per swaying me to pick her, and then she goes and she's breakin' toes!

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Heather Chadwell: [shouting at Megan and Brandi C.] You're just pissed I got 12 Pack, and ya didn't! [fighting gets worse]

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Hoopz: [Real has proposed to Hoopz] [awkwardly]
Hoopz: Oh my god why did you pick me?

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Mr. Boston: [Megan and Brandi C. are giving Mr. Boston a massage] I think I have wood. [the girls massage him harder]

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The Entertainer: [about his love for Destiney] You really know you like a girl when you have to fart and you hold it in.

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The Entertainer: [to Heather, whose bikini top is coming off] Don't worry about your boobs, everyone's seen them.

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