My Gym Partner's a Monkey Quotes

Adam: Some field trip. Hey, where are we going? Duh, I don't know. Let's drive off a cliff and find out. Animals.
Jake: Oho, so that the way it is, eh? Put man out in the wild and his true nature comes out. Well, let me tell you something! [sobbing]
Jake: That true nature hurts.

TV Show: My Gym Partner's a Monkey
Jake: Four more books for my report. Research sure is hard work, but with this many books, I'm a shoo-in for an A-plus-plus-plus.
Adam: Then you'd better get cracking. That report isn't going to write itself.
Jake: Oh, yeah? How would you know? Come on, report, write yourself. Write yourself. Write yourself!
Adam: I recommend actually reading the book. That may help.
Jake: Oh, that may help, all right. Help me fall asleep.

TV Show: My Gym Partner's a Monkey