Epic Movie Quotes

Nacho Libre: NACHO... cheese Doritos are delicious!

Movie: Epic Movie
Susan: Welcome! My name is Harry Potter!
Lucy: Aren't you a little old to be still a student here?
Susan: Nonsense. I am but 14.

Movie: Epic Movie
Lauren Conrad: Nice hair, Rogue.

Movie: Epic Movie
Peter: [while urinating in the snow] Look! Nicole Richie! [camera shows a stick figure with hair]

Movie: Epic Movie
Willy: Children, do you wanna know what makes all my candy taste so special?
Edward: Uh-huh.
Willy: It's a special secret ingredient. It's real human parts. There's gonna be a little itty bitty piece of each and every one of you inside of the yummy yum candy, literally.

Movie: Epic Movie
[as the White Queen pulls up in her turbo sled]
Edward: Whoa, Stifler's mom!

Movie: Epic Movie