Rules of Engagement Quotes
Adam Rhodes: What are you doing in my office?
Russell Dunbar: Aah, I'm just checking some e-mail. My computer crashed.
Adam Rhodes: How much porn did you download?
Russell Dunbar: All of it? Oh crap, there's Jennifer. Better get this porn off your computer.
Adam Rhodes: I thought you were checking e-mail.
Russell Dunbar: Don't be stupid.
Russell Dunbar: Aah, I'm just checking some e-mail. My computer crashed.
Adam Rhodes: How much porn did you download?
Russell Dunbar: All of it? Oh crap, there's Jennifer. Better get this porn off your computer.
Adam Rhodes: I thought you were checking e-mail.
Russell Dunbar: Don't be stupid.
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Jeff Bingham: Let me say that I swear on the souls of my grandchildren that I will not be the one who breaks the peace we have made here today.
Adam Rhodes: Why is he looking at me?
Jeff Bingham: The Godfather?
Adam Rhodes: Oh... No, never saw it.
Jeff Bingham: You've never seen The Godfather?
Audrey Bingham: Oh, here we go.
Adam Rhodes: No, my parents were hippies... They didn't want me to see anything too violent.
Jeff Bingham: Then close your eyes cause I'm gonna punch you in the face.
Adam Rhodes: Why is he looking at me?
Jeff Bingham: The Godfather?
Adam Rhodes: Oh... No, never saw it.
Jeff Bingham: You've never seen The Godfather?
Audrey Bingham: Oh, here we go.
Adam Rhodes: No, my parents were hippies... They didn't want me to see anything too violent.
Jeff Bingham: Then close your eyes cause I'm gonna punch you in the face.
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Jennifer: Hey.
Jeff Bingham: Pretty bold robbing us in broad daylight.
Jennifer: It's for dinner at our place Saturday night.
Jeff Bingham: Oh, well, looking forward to it. It should be fun. [Door closes]
Jeff Bingham: God that's gonna suck. How did you let that happen?
Jeff Bingham: Pretty bold robbing us in broad daylight.
Jennifer: It's for dinner at our place Saturday night.
Jeff Bingham: Oh, well, looking forward to it. It should be fun. [Door closes]
Jeff Bingham: God that's gonna suck. How did you let that happen?
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[last lines]
Audrey: So when are we gonna tell them that we found the bowl at our place?
Jeff: Oh when it stops being fun.
Audrey: [laughs] It is fun.
Audrey: So when are we gonna tell them that we found the bowl at our place?
Jeff: Oh when it stops being fun.
Audrey: [laughs] It is fun.
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[last lines]
Jerry Waldman: [on TV] In the interest of living my life from here forward in an honest and truthful way, I would like to say, on the record, that I am gay. I am a gay American.
Jeff: Oh my god Audrey get in here! Baldman's gay!
Jerry Waldman: [on TV] In the interest of living my life from here forward in an honest and truthful way, I would like to say, on the record, that I am gay. I am a gay American.
Jeff: Oh my god Audrey get in here! Baldman's gay!
Movie: Rules of Engagement