Mistress Quotes

Bob Redding: You know what your problem is? Chastity Pariah.
Elvira: Oh. I thought that cleared up.

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Bob Redding: I, ah... I can only play G-rated movies.
Elvira: Oh well, there's nothing wrong with G-rated movies, as long as there's lots of sex and violence.

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Elvira: Yeah, I'll do it for fifty bucks.

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Vincent Talbot: I'll get you and your little dog, too.

Movie: Mistress