Singles Quotes

Carol: I can't live up to those women in the magazines. Why do our husbands expect us to look like that?

Movie: Singles
DeVerl: [to a girl] Hi, my name is DeVerl. [getting closer]
DeVerl: Didn't I uh, see you at the hay ride last week?

Movie: Singles
Doug Hughley: You know what? We're throwing down tonight over on Aloha Street! Yeah! We're gonna have three bands; it's gonna' be insane! Would you... would you get up and do a little "Wheels of Steel" for us?
Steve Dunne: Oh, no, no...
Doug Hughley: You sure? You're the only man I know who could mix Elvis Costello and Public Enemy! [singing]
Doug Hughley: What's so funny about... peace, peace, peace... love and under... peace, peace. / Death Row, what does a brother know? peace, peace. / Yow, wow, wow, wow, wow, kapow! You're the King, man, you are the King!
Doug Hughley: You've *gotta* be there, man, you *must* be there! [looks down; notices that Steve is buying several different pregnancy tests]
Doug Hughley: Of course, you may be busy.

Movie: Singles
Jack Irons: The most inspirational time of a song might be the inception of a song, ya know? When actually it was like- the song was given, so to speak.
Eddie Vedder: Obviously it's in a car and you're getting the **** out of a problem, ya know, or a bad situation.

Movie: Singles
Synclaire James-Jones: You know what Mark Twain said, "A lawyer who defends himself in court, has a fool for a client."
Khadijah: Did you just call me a fool?
Synclaire James-Jones: No, Mark Twain did.

Movie: Singles