Miami Vice Quotes

Trudy: I wonder what the price of silence is in Haiti.

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Octavio Arroyo: To what do I owe this pleasure?
Gina: I wanted to see how you chill out after a rape.

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Dakota: These days money comes from all kinds of places.
Det. Ricardo "Rico" Tubbs: Yeah, well, my money comes from my pocket. Now do you wanna do business?

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Izzy: "What are you doing wearing those brow shoes?! This party is color cooperated!"

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Det. James "Sonny" Crockett: I hate the waiting, feel like a character in a Becket play.
Det. Ricardo "Rico" Tubbs: Since when do you know Becket?
Det. James "Sonny" Crocket: Charlie Becket, works down at the shoeshine, writes plays on the side.

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Tubbs: She’s too conservative for you.
Crockett: I get these occasional urges for stability in my life.

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Det. Ricardo "Rico" Tubbs: [during a heat wave] Man, I can dig tropical, but this is out of bounds.
Det. James "Sonny" Crockett: You just got to learn to go with the heat, Rico. It's just like life. You just gotta keep telling yourself, no matter how hot it gets, sooner or later there's a cool breeze coming in.
Det. Ricardo "Rico" Tubbs: Should I write that down?

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Poolside Bartender: Hot enough for ya ?
Charlie"(Ted Nugent): Yea, it's going to be a real killer.

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Tubbs: Man, it's so hot you could fry an egg on my face.
Crockett: Hope I never get that hungry.

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Crockett: The head and the heart Rico,just once I'd like to get them together.

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Dalva: You guys have really got it easy down here – tropical climate, beautiful scenery, laid back place – I could really get used to this

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Crockett: The better you get at this job, the more dangerous it becomes.

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Crockett: Nice to know there's still a little poetry left in the world.

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Crockett: [to Thurmond] What did you do, trade in your conscience when you passed the bar?

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Crockett: Do you think that makes us even?
Laurence Thurmond: No, not at all. It was just the best I had to offer.
Crockett: Aw, the hell with it. You want to be dead? [makes gun with his hand] Bang, you're dead.

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Crockett: Damn, these birds are noisy. At least, they're not in a cage, sort of a natural habitat.
Tubbs: Kind of like an alligator in a sailboat.

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Crockett: You know what I like about you, Rickles? Not a damn thing [points] Backstroke.

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Crockett: You gotta know the rules before you break 'em. Otherwise, it's no fun.

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Crockett: First a junkie, now a hooker. I think I've been in the business too long, I'm starting to fall for the players.

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Vieques: Hey, 6 minutes never killed anybody.
Castillo: I can kill 20 men in 6 minutes.

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[at shooting range]
Kern: New Bren-10's pretty nice, ey Burnett?
Sonny Crockett: It's all right.
Kern: Got the Eagle inside, you want to try it?
Sonny Crockett: Some other time, Kern.
Kern: Haven't seen you in a while.
Sonny Crockett: Been pretty busy.
Kern: Still keeping in touch with the Cazadores?
Sonny Crockett: That bunch of daisies? [laughs scornfully]
Sonny Crockett: I'm putting together a whole new group of people. Men that take life seriously. [pause]
Sonny Crockett: 200 miles out there, there's men sitting in nuclear submarines just waiting to put us in their crosshairs. Who's gonna protect us, mister? The Army? They're a bunch of toy soldiers. Half-breds! Women! Homosexuals! That's who is protecting our country!

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[During an auction]
Sonny Crockett: The secret to success, whether it's women or money, is knowing when to quit. I oughta know: I'm divorced and broke.

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Christine von Marburg: All I know about you is that you drive a Testarossa and you live on a boat.

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Sonny Crockett: [Describing his ex-wife] She left me at Sears, and had me cryin' all the way to Walgreens.

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Sonny Crockett: [to lawyer] What did you do, trade in your conscience when you passed the bar?

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Sonny Crockett: Damn, these birds are noisy. At least they're not in a cage, sort of a natural habitat.
Det. Ricardo Tubbs: Kind of like an alligator in a sailboat.

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Sonny Crockett: Do you think this makes us even?
Laurence Thurmond: No, not at all. Is was just the best I had to offer.
Sonny Crockett: Aw, the hell with it. You want to be dead? Bang, you're dead.

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Sonny Crockett: First a junkie, now a hooker. I think I've been in the business too long, I'm starting to fall for the players.

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Sonny Crockett: Hate waiting, feel like a character in a Becket play.
Det. Ricardo Tubbs: Since when do you know Becket?
Sonny Crockett: Charlie Becket, works down the shoeshine, writes plays on the side.

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Sonny Crockett: I don't believe you for a New York minute.

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