Men in Trees Quotes

Marin: "Patrick, we have got to talk about your bachelor party, or your O'Bachelorton party, as I like to call it. Have you thought about what you would like to do or...have?"
Patrick: "Uh, beer. Ping-pong. Beer-pong!"

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Marin: "I thought I made myself clear with the wood."
Jack: "Yeah, you did."
Marin: "I said I didn't want any romantic gestures, right?"
Jack: "Yeah, I know."
Marin: "So you are just ignoring what I said?"
Jack: "Yeah, pretty much"
Marin: "Wow, you got a lot of nerve buddy."
Jack: "Only when it comes to stuff I really want."

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Annie: "Patrick, tag me in!"

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Jerome: "Chieftain. Well, y-yeah, this is the, um, official bar of the Alaska Huskies. Please hold." [To Ben] "Some guy with an accent."
Ben: "Russian or Polish?"
Jerome: "Could--could you say, uh, 'the rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain?'" [To Ben] "Definitely a Russki."

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Mary Alice: "Oh, Jerome, where have you been all my life?"
Jerome:  : "At the Chieftain?"

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Danny: "I thought about you at the rehab, that kept me straight."
Jane: "Oh...sweet!"
Danny: "Anyway, you are at my sister's wedding, all shiny, I'm ah..."
Jane: "...sober?"
Danny: "More or less!"
Jane: "You can be more or less sober?"
Danny: (smiles) "You know, back in Queens, I really thought we were heading somewhere..."
Jane: "You were headed to a facility...and the only thing that I'm interested right now is in being single, sorry."
Danny: " Oh, please, I get it! Totally!!"

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Marin: "Don't forget me!"
Jack: "I won't, certainly not after this."

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Annie: "I mean, you have slept with so many more guys than me. Tons, probably."
Marin: "Oh, yeah, a thousand."
Annie: (looks at Marin)
Marin: "I'm kidding."

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