Cashmere Mafia Quotes

Caitlin Dowd: Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! We're all wearing black?
Zoe Burden: Well, it is New York. [Juliet walks in and sees everyone wearing dark suites]
Juliet Draper: Okay. Who died?

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Caitlin Dowd: Am I ready to be a parent, which I would have to do with this other parent, Olivia, who already hates me and is my doppelganger?
Mia Mason: I didn't think she was that pretty.

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Alicia Lawson: Look, if you're not into this, if you've had a change of heart...
Caitlin Dowd: I haven't, I haven't!
Alicia Lawson: Good, because I like you, little that I know you. But I'm not your lesbian test drive.
Caitlin Dowd: OK, time out. Honestly? I have been stressed out of my mind with the usual work stuff, and this blog thing, and us.
Alicia Lawson: Us? If this is stressing you out, then what are we even...
Caitlin Dowd: No, the thing is, I get like this. And I need you to hang with it. I'm not stressing out because I'm gay or I'm straight. I don't really care if I'm gay or I'm straight. I just... I need to be in control of my life and this past week, I haven't been. OK? I really want to kiss you right now. [points to the pimple on her forehead]
Caitlin Dowd: Is this zit going to be a problem?
Alicia Lawson: Not if I'm too close to see it.

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Katherine Cutler: Zoe, Clayton promoted me because he has confidence in my abilities. He keeps telling me to take more initiative.
Zoe Burden: Yeah, and we're all very appreciative of your abilities. But Clayton isn't handling this deal, I am. Which means that...
Katherine Cutler: [intrupting] That you're pulling rank.
Zoe Burden: That I'm responsible for everything that happens on this deal. Which means I lead, you follow. And you don't make a move without clearing it with me first.
Katherine Cutler: Okay! I hear you and I get it. I'm really sorry. Would it be okay with you if I peed before heading back into the conference room?

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Liz Morin: [holds up a scarf] Oh, this what you were looking for? Thanks for letting me borrow it. I got a lot of compliments on it.
Mia Mason: Don't you have any clothes of your own?
Liz Morin: I really don't wear much when I'm here.
Mia Mason: Could you not talk much when you're here? I don't even know how you can, without a teleprompter.

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Zoe Burden: The only reason you'd leave the office to track me down is if you needed something from me.
Clayton: I don't need anything. But now that we've landed Tate, don't you want to come back to the office and put his money to work?
Zoe Burden: Tate wants to know where I am, and you don't have an answer.
Clayton: Actually, I told him you were having your eyes done.
Zoe Burden: You what?

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