SPF-18 Quotes

Camilla Barnes: It makes me so sad that we as a society are still so inflexible about public nudity.
Steve Galmarini: What nudity? I'm writing him up for having a sleepover on state property.
Ash Baker: I swear I didn't know you couldn't camp on the beach.
Camilla Barnes: But whose beach is it really?
Steve Galmarini: California's.
Camilla Barnes: Isn't that just what we've been told? I mean, California's a concept. It's a way of saying We're not Nevada, and thank God for that.
Steve Galmarini: It's a fascinating perspective, but...
Camilla Barnes: And when I come home from a day at the shore, and I've got sand in my bikini crotch, am I... stealing from state property, sir.
Steve Galmarini: Okay, cool it with the sir.
Camilla Barnes: Yet this young man, who lies upon said sand, is somehow threatening your concept of ownership?
Steve Galmarini: Do you want a citation, too?

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Penny Cooper: [about her modified swimsuit]You sure it doesn't look too much like a tiger tried to undress me?

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Camilla Barnes: Somebody call a doctor, because this house is sick!

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Penny Cooper: Thanks, Mom. I love your botox?

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Steve Galmarini: Your dad taught me that surfing's like makin' love - it feels good no matter how you do it.

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Camilla Barnes: I'm ready to absorb some primal energy from the Earth's core.

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Ash Baker: I'll finger, you blow.

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Himself - Keanu Reeves: What brings you back here?
Pamela Anderson: Oh, I'm just making a little art film with a friend

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