Ghost Whisperer Quotes

Zoe: [to Melinda] My sister needs me, she's barely half a person without me. As long as she's in this nut-house, I'm not crossing my legs, never mind crossing over.

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Zoe: Is that light out there for me?
Melinda: You're the only one who can see it.

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Cliff: Was that a date?
Melinda: Did it feel like a date?
Cliff: Well, she left before dinner arrived, so, roughly, I'd say yes.

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Melinda: What's it like to have a second chance?
Cliff: I'm still wondering what happened to the first chance.

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Cliff: [(to his rehab group] I always felt I had one foot in the grave and the other one on a banana peel. [silence from the group] Wow! Tough room.

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Nurse: Are you family?
Melinda: Well, in the family of man, yeah, I guess.

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Melinda: Sorry we woke you. This one is having boundary issues.
Jim: Don't they all.

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Melinda: [to Cliff] Why did you take the heart? To avoid death or to choose life?

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Melinda: [after Nurse Ghost helps Melinda gain access to the donor records] Can I do anything for you?
Nurse Ghost: Raincheck.

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Melinda: You said there was one more thing you needed to do.
Connor: It might seem kind of morbid.
Melinda: Hello...I'm talking to a dead person.

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Melinda: You're not really here.
Connor: Semantics.

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Mr. Abrams: Like I said it gets spooky around here.

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Tobias Northrop: [about Rat] He hated his name, loved his nickname.

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Jim: [seeing a bouncing ball on their stairs] Umm, do you want to explain this?
Melinda: Tomorrow.

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Melinda: I just figured it out. It's not me not liking Lou. I don't like who you are around him.

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Jim: I feel like I'm living in a John Carpenter film.

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Andrea: I'm listening to you. I'm just not paying attention.

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Melinda: [about a baby in an incubator] So much sorrow for such a young life. I think what you're doing is great.
Angel: It's a calling, like yours. You're helping someone who's adopted?
Melinda: He wants to find his mother. I'm hoping the hospital records will have her name, maybe an old address.
Angel: Tricky business. Although from what I've learned over the years you can always count on the courts to have adoption records on file. Although getting to see them is another matter.
[Monitor goes flat and the Angel smiles gently.]
Angel: Time for us to go.

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Diane: I'm not going to try to protect him anymore.
Melinda: Protect him from what?
Diane: From his birth mother, she's not the angel he thinks she is.

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Melinda: I have to tell a woman the baby she gave away eighteen years ago is dead, and then I have to tell her he wants to meet her. It's not the type of conversation you want to have over the phone.
Jim: Or in person.

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Sybil: What's it like being dead?
Jason: Kind of like being a freshman all over again.

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Melinda: We have company downstairs.
Jim: Living or dead?
Melinda: One of each.

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Andrea: Either I have a fever or I'm seeing ghosts now too.

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Jason: What if she doesn't remember me?
Melinda: I've never given birth but from what I've heard it's not something you forget.

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Jason: [to Melinda] Waiting in line is worse than being dead.

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Melinda: [looking at babies in the hospital nursery] Someday we'll have one of our own.
Jim: Four or five.
Melinda: Ouch! We'll definitely need a bigger house.

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Melinda: I learned a long time ago, don't question the cosmic law of French toast.
Jim: The what?

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Melinda: I represent a patient of yours.
Nurse Derek Lee: As in discharge?
Melinda: As in dearly departed.

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Nurse Derek Lee: [about the morgue] They say this place is haunted.
Melinda: I've got news for you, they're right.

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Jim: Are we the puppet masters or are we the puppets?

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