Futurama Quotes
Clerk: Okay, it's 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can't hold the charge and the reception isn't very…
Fry: Shut up and take my money!
Fry: Shut up and take my money!
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Hermes: When the lights go out, it's nobody's business what goes on between two consenting adults.
Zoidberg: Or one!
Zoidberg: Or one!
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Reverand Lionel Preacherbot: The only lies worth believing are the ones in the Bible.
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Bender: Dying sucks butt. How do you living beings cope with mortality?
Leela: Violent outbursts.
Amy: General slutiness.
Fry: Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.
Leela: Violent outbursts.
Amy: General slutiness.
Fry: Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.
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Elzar: Weren't you the loser who got stood up at my other restaurant?
Leela: Shut up and bring me two dinners!
Leela: Shut up and bring me two dinners!
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Fry: Hey, uh... What was the purpose of life, anyway?
Professor Farnsworth: Who knows? Probably some hogwash about the human spirit.
Bender: Mm-hm.
Fry: Sounds about right.
Professor Farnsworth: Who knows? Probably some hogwash about the human spirit.
Bender: Mm-hm.
Fry: Sounds about right.
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Professor Katz: We shall now vote "yea" or "nay". Nay.
Wernstrom: Nay!
Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate: Hell nay!
Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell: The horse says: "doctorate denied".
Wernstrom: Nay!
Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate: Hell nay!
Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell: The horse says: "doctorate denied".
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Amy: [in Farnsworth's body] Oh no! Can we switch back using four or more bodies?
Professor Farnsworth: [in Bender's body] I'm not sure. I'm afraid we need to use... MATH.
Professor Farnsworth: [in Bender's body] I'm not sure. I'm afraid we need to use... MATH.
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Scruffy: Ms Wong?
Washbucket: [In Amy's body] No, Scruffy, I am Washbucket. I love you. Washbucket has always loved you!
[Scruffy and Washbucket kiss, but Scruffy pulls away.]
Scruffy: It's wrong, Washbucket. Oh, it would be sweet for a while. But in the back of our minds we'd know that I'm a man, and you're janitorial equipment.
Washbucket: In another city, we could be anyone we want.
Scruffy: Go. Go now, before I beg you to stay!
[Washbucket leaves]
Scruffy: [Sobs, then suddenly stops] Yup!
Washbucket: [In Amy's body] No, Scruffy, I am Washbucket. I love you. Washbucket has always loved you!
[Scruffy and Washbucket kiss, but Scruffy pulls away.]
Scruffy: It's wrong, Washbucket. Oh, it would be sweet for a while. But in the back of our minds we'd know that I'm a man, and you're janitorial equipment.
Washbucket: In another city, we could be anyone we want.
Scruffy: Go. Go now, before I beg you to stay!
[Washbucket leaves]
Scruffy: [Sobs, then suddenly stops] Yup!
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Ndnd: I demand the ancient ritual of Rrmmr-mr-fr-mrh or consequences!
Fry: Rrmmr-mr-fr-mrh or what?!
Fry: Rrmmr-mr-fr-mrh or what?!
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Bender: This calls for a party, baby! I'm ordering a hundred kegs, a hundred hookers, and a hundred Elvis impersonators who aren't above a little hooking, should the occasion arise!
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Bender: You know, I don't recall having done anything in a while, but I still feel I deserve a smoke.
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Amy: It would've been nice to shop at Tommy Hilfiger one last time.
Hattie: It wasn't Tommy Hilfi-gigger. It was Linens 'n' Things!
Petunia: The hell it was! It was a Juicy Couture!
Leela: I guess we all saw what we wanted to see.
Hattie: It wasn't Tommy Hilfi-gigger. It was Linens 'n' Things!
Petunia: The hell it was! It was a Juicy Couture!
Leela: I guess we all saw what we wanted to see.
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Fry: Wait. Why didn't that hurt? [stretches pants to check]Aggghhh! My wing-wang's gone!
Leela: My girls!
Bender: My antenna!
Hattie: My kajigger!
Zoidberg: My gonopores! [slight pause in compilcation]Look it up.
Leela: My girls!
Bender: My antenna!
Hattie: My kajigger!
Zoidberg: My gonopores! [slight pause in compilcation]Look it up.
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Hermes: Give us back our genitals!
Rock Alien: Is that you, Borax Kid? I've got your fifty bucks. Oh, it's you. Why do you want your genders? You seem happier without them.
LaBarbara: Being human's not about being happy, it's about loving and fighting and that Rasta McNasty we were doing last night, ha ha. We want that back!
Rock Alien: Is that you, Borax Kid? I've got your fifty bucks. Oh, it's you. Why do you want your genders? You seem happier without them.
LaBarbara: Being human's not about being happy, it's about loving and fighting and that Rasta McNasty we were doing last night, ha ha. We want that back!
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Linda: Hey you! Good evening. Who you calling drunk? You're not drunk, I'm drunk!
Morbo: That's right Linda. Water is n... now booze and everyone's... titty much protally fitshaced.
Morbo: That's right Linda. Water is n... now booze and everyone's... titty much protally fitshaced.
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Hermes: You wanna see a picture of my boy?
Zoidberg: Sure. [Hermes presents photo] That's your penis!
Hermes: That's my boy!
Zoidberg: Sure. [Hermes presents photo] That's your penis!
Hermes: That's my boy!
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