Coast Quotes

[Space Ghost and Moltar are holding a dinner murder mystery]
Space Ghost: Now, what about these beans?
Moltar: Those must've fallen out of my hair. [pause]
Moltar: Well, you're just making all this (bleep) up! [pause]
Moltar: Oh, what, you're the only one that gets to make (bleep) up? [pause]
Moltar: Those are part of the dinner.
Space Ghost: No they're not. They're part of the plot.
Moltar: They were on the menu.
Space Ghost: Murder is on the menu.

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Bugs Bunny: [on seeing a slot machine] Well, by huckleberry, if'n it dont' look like one of them new-fangled, er, tele-o-phones.

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Bugs Bunny: [on seeing a slot machine] Well, by huckleberry, if'n it dont' look like one of them new-fangled, er, tele-o-phones.

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Moltar: Whoa! Looks like we're movin'!
Space Ghost: We ARE moving, Moltar. To America!
Moltar: And, uh, why are we doin' that?
Space Ghost: Because all the successful superheroes live in America.
Moltar: Okay...
Space Ghost: It's really the only thing that keeps me from being the next Superman.
Moltar: Are you faster than a speeding bullet?
Space Ghost: Well... no, but...
Moltar: Are you able to leap tall buildings with...
Space Ghost: Moltar, that's not the point.

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Space Ghost: Dames are like Mustard: they taste great on a sandwich. But when you're not eating a sandwich... they just sit there in the fridge... on a shelf... in a jar... labeled... Mustard.

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[Space Ghost's grandfather takes over hosting]
Zorak: You're shooting blanks, Grandpa!
Leonard Ghostal: Shut your pie hole, Blip! Why, twenty years ago I woulda put your head in a half nelson, twisted it around, saying each letter of the alphabet on every turn, and then when I reached the first letter of my true love's name (that would be the lovely Elizabeth), I would yank your head clean off and roll it down the pike like a bowling ball!
Zorak: [wide-eyed] Okay.

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