The Flight of the Conchords Quotes
Bret: [while being mugged] But Jemaine loves that camera-phone.
Jemaine: You can keep it.
Jemaine: You can keep it.
Movie: The Flight of the Conchords
Bret: We no longer say 'yes'. We say 'affirmative'.
Bret: Yes, affirmative.
Jemaine: Unless it's a more colloquial situation with a few robo-friends.
Bret: Yes, affirmative.
Jemaine: Unless it's a more colloquial situation with a few robo-friends.
Movie: The Flight of the Conchords
Bret: She's so hot. I wanna tell her she's hot, but she'll think I'm sexist. She's so hot, she's making me sexist... bitch."
Movie: The Flight of the Conchords
Jemaine: You're so beautiful, like a tree or a high-class prostitute.
Movie: The Flight of the Conchords
[Lisa climbs on top of Bret, who is asleep on his couch]
Lisa: Bret... Bret...
Bret: What are you doing?
Lisa: I couldn't sleep.
Bret: Well, you're not going to sleep any better up there...
Lisa: Bret... Bret...
Bret: What are you doing?
Lisa: I couldn't sleep.
Bret: Well, you're not going to sleep any better up there...
Movie: The Flight of the Conchords