House M.D. Quotes

Dr. Gregory House: You're trying to have sex with Cuddy!
Dr. Wilson: [ignoring House's comment] Fries?
Dr. Gregory House: You took her to a play. You only take women to plays because you want to...
Dr. Wilson: [cutting House off] No, *you* only take women to plays for that reason! That's *your* theory!
Dr. Gregory House: Okay, then why did you take her to the play?
Dr. Wilson: She's a friend!
Dr. Gregory House: A friend with a squish mitten?
Dr. Wilson: It is possible to have a friend of the opposite sex without...
Dr. Gregory House: [House interrupts] Blasphemer! She's not a friend of the opposite sex. She's a different species! She's an administrator. She's going to eat your head when she's done!

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Dr. Robert Chase: [looking through a microscope as House comes] It's not Kawasaki's either. What's next?
Dr. Gregory House: Congo red.
Dr. Robert Chase: Amyloidosis?
Dr. Gregory House: What the hell else would I mean by "congo red"?

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Mortimer Mouse: [to Cinderella] Hey Cindy, you're looking for a shoe, I got one your size. [imitating Dumbo]
Mortimer Mouse: Hey, look at me! I'm Dumbo! Ha! [Dumbo and Timothy stared at Mortimer because he imitates Dumbo]

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Wallace Tilman: Two barley pops, coming up.

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Watson Pritchett: The house doesn't care what's fair, who lives or dies. Know why? Cause it's a ****ing *house*!

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[repeated line]
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [to House] You need a lawyer.

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[repeated line]
Dr. Gregory House: Everybody lies.

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[repeated line]
Dr. Gregory House: We're missing something.

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[to Cuddy]
Dr. Gregory House: Relax, I have just the thing to cheer you up... we're being sued!

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Dr. Wilson: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Dr. Eric Foreman: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Dr. Allison Cameron: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Dr. Robert Chase: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Dr. Lawrence Kutner: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Thirteen: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Dr. Chris Taub: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Dr. Jeffrey 'Big Love' Cole: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Dr. Gregory House: If someone says Auto Immune, you're fired!

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Dr. Gregory House: It's Never Lupus!

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Dr. Gregory House: Technology is overrated.

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Dr. Gregory House: Trouble in paradise. 2 o'clock.
Dr. Wilson: Wait, your 2 o'clock or my 2 o'clock?
Dr. Gregory House: Over there!

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